Neat scriptures I'm fakin'

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

It ain't even fake: Genesis 1:12

And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind...and God saw that it was good.

And God said unto Gravdigr "makest thou a device through which thou canst burn the grass at one end and from the other end taketh the smoke of the burning grass into thine own lungs. But do not burnest the seeds of the sacred grass, for they have satan in them, and will pop, leaving telltale burn marks on thy tunic"