Can ya spare some change mister? - Page 35

monster · 09-30-2010, 06:58 AM

bloody-nosed grindstone fingering? ew.

HungLikeJesus · 09-30-2010, 02:28 PM

For just pennies a day you can help someone desperately in need... of pennies.

For just pennies a day, you can receive a photo of a young child dancing an ethnic jig of joy on top of a heaping pile of your precious pennies.

For just pennies a day you can buy a pack of gum, and you can chew that gum while glowing in the satisfaction that you have wisely spent your pennies.

For just pennies a day you can get the FDA’s recommended daily intake of copper.

I didn't want any of those things, so I put my penny in the beer mug.

glatt · 09-30-2010, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

For just pennies a day you can get the FDA’s recommended daily intake of copper.

and zinc!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2010, 02:48 PM

You zinc so?

glatt · 09-30-2010, 02:52 PM

Indeed, I do.

HungLikeJesus · 09-30-2010, 02:52 PM

I wonder what happens when one puts pennies in beer?

It might be time for an experiment.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2010, 02:54 PM

The glass overfloweth... that's a good thing.

HungLikeJesus · 09-30-2010, 02:59 PM

Probably because the copper is reacting with the CO2 in the beer.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2010, 03:01 PM

I think is more to do with the suckers don't float.

Undertoad · 09-30-2010, 03:09 PM

One more drop fills it

Undertoad · 09-30-2010, 04:00 PM

There ya go now you've overflown it again. Thanks!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2010, 11:22 PM

The month is half gone, and UT doesn't accept candy corn.

Sheldonrs · 10-15-2010, 08:39 AM

Done.

classicman · 10-15-2010, 11:45 AM

Done

xoxoxoBruce · 10-20-2010, 08:56 AM

2/3 of the month, 1/3 of the mug.

09-30-2010, 06:58 AM	#511
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09-30-2010, 02:28 PM	#512
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	For just pennies a day you can help someone desperately in need... of pennies. For just pennies a day, you can receive a photo of a young child dancing an ethnic jig of joy on top of a heaping pile of your precious pennies. For just pennies a day you can buy a pack of gum, and you can chew that gum while glowing in the satisfaction that you have wisely spent your pennies. For just pennies a day you can get the FDA’s recommended daily intake of copper. I didn't want any of those things, so I put my penny in the beer mug. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-30-2010, 02:48 PM	#514
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You zinc so? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-30-2010, 02:52 PM	#516
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I wonder what happens when one puts pennies in beer? It might be time for an experiment. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-30-2010, 02:54 PM	#517
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The glass overfloweth... that's a good thing. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-30-2010, 02:52 PM	#515
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Indeed, I do.

09-30-2010, 02:59 PM	#518
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Probably because the copper is reacting with the CO2 in the beer. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-30-2010, 03:01 PM	#519
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think is more to do with the suckers don't float. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-30-2010, 03:09 PM	#520
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	One more drop fills it

09-30-2010, 04:00 PM	#521
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	There ya go now you've overflown it again. Thanks!

10-14-2010, 11:22 PM	#522
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The month is half gone, and UT doesn't accept candy corn. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-15-2010, 08:39 AM	#523
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Done. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-15-2010, 11:45 AM	#524
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10-20-2010, 08:56 AM	#525
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	2/3 of the month, 1/3 of the mug. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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