Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Suck Job - Page 13

plthijinx · 12-16-2010, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

You seem to think you have a lot of "t-shirts".

lmao! yeah, i do don't i? dang it!

wolf · 12-16-2010, 09:33 AM

We had the big customer service meeting. Someone who didn't attend asked what the essential message was.

I said, "She said, 'Be excellent to each other.'"

The 26 year old blinked blankly. (she mostly blinks blankly, she's not really swift, but she is very thin and young so that gets her through most situtations).

My partner, who is approaching fifty with me, looked at me and said, "You summarized an hour long meeting by quoting Bill and Ted?"

I finished the conversation by strumming my air guitar.

Nothing more needed to be said.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2010, 10:21 AM

I couldn't do what you do, but gawd you'd be a hoot to work with!

footfootfoot · 12-16-2010, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

We had the big customer service meeting. Someone who didn't attend asked what the essential message was.

I said, "She said, 'Be excellent to each other.'"

The 26 year old blinked blankly. (she mostly blinks blankly, she's not really swift, but she is very thin and young so that gets her through most situtations).

My partner, who is approaching fifty with me, looked at me and said, "You summarized an hour long meeting by quoting Bill and Ted?"

I finished the conversation by strumming my air guitar.

Nothing more needed to be said.

Sounds like a tale right out of the Zen koan book.

Griff · 12-19-2010, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I said, "She said, 'Be excellent to each other.'"

Perfect!

wolf · 12-20-2010, 10:11 PM

Phone Call

"you know, my shrink knew this nurse who worked at Lankenau and was there the night that Jerry Penacoli came in and said it was absolutely true."

wolf · 01-06-2011, 01:39 PM

I just spoke with a federal marshall.

He was looking for a patient that I don't have.

Someone that I don't have sent a letter to a federal judge.

It had teeth in it.

HungLikeJesus · 01-06-2011, 01:46 PM

Were they trying to get him his quarters?

Clodfobble · 01-06-2011, 02:16 PM

At first I thought you were being metaphorical. But then I realized no, you probably meant literal teeth.

That's gotta be breaking some post office laws, right? Medical specimen transport or something?

Shawnee123 · 01-06-2011, 02:36 PM

Better get the gumshoes on it. Get it? Gum? Teeth? Yeah, I got nuttin'.

That is too funny. If you were closer and it weren't illegal, I bet we could compare notes and find that a few of the folks I encounter you've dealt with extensively!

Happy Monkey · 01-06-2011, 03:04 PM

You don't even have to lick stamps anymore, let alone bite them.

monster · 01-06-2011, 04:18 PM

perhaps the judge is a fairy?

HungLikeJesus · 01-06-2011, 06:22 PM

That explains why they wanted to bring him quarters.

monster · 01-06-2011, 08:25 PM

oh, I was thinking quarters as in digs. duh.

wolf · 01-06-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

At first I thought you were being metaphorical. But then I realized no, you probably meant literal teeth.

And bloody gauze, actually.

12-16-2010, 09:33 AM	#182
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	We had the big customer service meeting. Someone who didn't attend asked what the essential message was. I said, "She said, 'Be excellent to each other.'" The 26 year old blinked blankly. (she mostly blinks blankly, she's not really swift, but she is very thin and young so that gets her through most situtations). My partner, who is approaching fifty with me, looked at me and said, "You summarized an hour long meeting by quoting Bill and Ted?" I finished the conversation by strumming my air guitar. Nothing more needed to be said. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-16-2010, 10:21 AM	#183
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I couldn't do what you do, but gawd you'd be a hoot to work with! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-20-2010, 10:11 PM	#186
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Phone Call "you know, my shrink knew this nurse who worked at Lankenau and was there the night that Jerry Penacoli came in and said it was absolutely true." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-06-2011, 01:39 PM	#187
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I just spoke with a federal marshall. He was looking for a patient that I don't have. Someone that I don't have sent a letter to a federal judge. It had teeth in it. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-06-2011, 01:46 PM	#188
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Were they trying to get him his quarters? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-06-2011, 02:16 PM	#189
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	At first I thought you were being metaphorical. But then I realized no, you probably meant literal teeth. That's gotta be breaking some post office laws, right? Medical specimen transport or something? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-06-2011, 02:36 PM	#190
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Better get the gumshoes on it. Get it? Gum? Teeth? Yeah, I got nuttin'. That is too funny. If you were closer and it weren't illegal, I bet we could compare notes and find that a few of the folks I encounter you've dealt with extensively! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-06-2011, 03:04 PM	#191
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	You don't even have to lick stamps anymore, let alone bite them. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-06-2011, 04:18 PM	#192
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	perhaps the judge is a fairy? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-06-2011, 06:22 PM	#193
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That explains why they wanted to bring him quarters. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-06-2011, 08:25 PM	#194
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh, I was thinking quarters as in digs. duh. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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