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Telling husband you're going out for the night with the "Girls".... $0.00.
· Red Leather Jacket for night out with the "Girls"... $200.00. · Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the "Girls"... $ 90.00. Having husband open the mailed radar ticket, looking at the "photo proof" and seeing you, his dear wife, with another man's penis in her hand.... PRICELESS!
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01-04-2011, 06:37 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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 that was great....
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01-05-2011, 06:16 AM
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Suzette never got the hang of driving a stick shift...
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01-05-2011, 06:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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But can she chew gum while changing gears?
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01-05-2011, 08:06 PM
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now that's multi-tasking!
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01-05-2011, 10:01 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Can she chew gum, change gears, and jerk off the dude? That is the question. I say hire her.
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01-07-2011, 02:42 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Heheh...Call her back for another interview anyway!
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01-07-2011, 02:53 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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Its a good joke, but I doubt this picture was taken from one of those cameras at an intersection. More like from the passenger in a semi. I mean, see how she is looking directly into the camera? I couldn't tell you where the camera is in an intersection, let alone be caught looking at one just as it took my picture.
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01-07-2011, 03:15 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Not to mention it wouldn't be in color, nor does the photo show a license plate, and it is a flash photo, etc, etc. The only thing missing from the description was "And then she fainted"
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01-07-2011, 03:16 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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01-07-2011, 03:23 PM
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01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Whew! I wouldn't want to carry that load all day. Wouldn't he kick himself in the nards with every step?
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01-07-2011, 06:09 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Yes, that's why they're so swollen.
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01-08-2011, 03:23 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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What? Doesn't everyone have a package like that?
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