the lie thread

[SamIam]

I first met Sundae Girl at a post deconstructionalist/MaryKay party and tent revival. She demonstrated for us the new and startling depths to which the Brits have taken the MaryKay (originally from Texas) look and lifestyle. Keeping to her satirical commentary on the American South (with typical understated British humor), she pulled a large boa constrictor from her pink MaryKay case and allowed the giant snake to writhe around her pink poka dotted bikini clad body while she spoke in tongues or maybe she was just talking with her cool British accent.

Although Sundae's mother seemed faintly disapproving of this display, the rest of the crowd roared its approval - especially the male part of the crowd - and demanded that Sundae wash away their sins by immersing them in MaryKay Sensual Bath Oil.

I still have the pix and Sundae can pm me if she wants to find out my blackmail plans.