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Gravdigr · 03-01-2011, 04:13 AM

Re: dyscalculia - Stop making me learn shit. (even if I do have it)

GunMaster357 · 03-07-2011, 03:15 AM

Be careful when you take a leak, the street lamp may retaliate.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toront...uted-dogs.html

glatt · 03-07-2011, 07:27 AM

Around here, a lot of the lamp posts have their little access hatch doors removed and bare wires exposed inside. I always assumed it was some resourceful homeless dude stealing power from the poles and not putting them back together again.

Trilby · 03-11-2011, 12:12 PM

Woman Goes To Court With Tiny Monkey In Bra

Va. Woman Says 7-Week-Old Marmoset Requires Constant Attention

AMHERST, Va. -- A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra.

The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn't notice the monkey until the woman went to an office to complete some paperwork.

In an interview with The News & Advance of Lynchburg, the woman says the marmoset is 7 weeks old and requires constant attention.

The woman tells the newspaper she bought the animal on an online auction site and had its clothes specially made in West Virginia.

BrianR · 03-13-2011, 11:40 AM

Teacher/porn star

Is this really necessary? I mean, at least she wasn't fucking the students. Just because someone did something they are ashamed of in the past, does it mean they can never hold a job again? It's bad enough that anyone with a sex conviction can't find a place to live these days, never mind a job. But this whole "Your past is your present" mindset that people have these days is really starting to piss me off.

I ranted against databases in the beginning and no one listened. Now we are reaping the inevitable wages of that sin!

Where's my sandwich board and sign and sackcloth?

footfootfoot · 03-13-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Woman Goes To Court With Tiny Monkey In Bra

Va. Woman Says 7-Week-Old Marmoset Requires Constant Attention

AMHERST, Va. -- A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra.

The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn't notice the monkey until the woman went to an office to complete some paperwork.

In an interview with The News & Advance of Lynchburg, the woman says the marmoset is 7 weeks old and requires constant attention.

The woman tells the newspaper she bought the animal on an online auction site and had its clothes specially made in West Virginia.

Well, who doesn't go to court with at least one tiny monkey in their bra?

ZenGum · 03-13-2011, 06:31 PM

I keep a giraffe in mine.

footfootfoot · 03-14-2011, 03:00 PM

And we thought you were just happy to see us

TheMercenary · 03-15-2011, 08:44 AM

How the hell did she get through security?

monster · 03-17-2011, 09:51 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12773427

nutter dives 36 feet into 12 inches of water.

Is it really a dive when you're deliberately belly-smacking, though?

glatt · 03-17-2011, 10:30 AM

Insane.

I notice the pool is on some sort of pad, and the pad is on snow. The snow is not all that deep, but it's not like the pool is sitting on concrete. There's some extra cushioning there in addition to the 12 inches of water. He clearly goes through the water and hits the bottom of the pool, so the little extra cushioning helps.

Still, I'd never do it.

monster · 03-17-2011, 10:43 AM

That video is now topping the BBC's "most watched" list -the other nine clips are all tsunami clips. Evidently, the BBC audience is also tired of the bad and scary news.

footfootfoot · 03-17-2011, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Insane.

I notice the pool is on some sort of pad, and the pad is on snow. The snow is not all that deep, but it's not like the pool is sitting on concrete. There's some extra cushioning there in addition to the 12 inches of water. He clearly goes through the water and hits the bottom of the pool, so the little extra cushioning helps.

Still, I'd never do it.

Not to mention the water was near freezing, so that infinitesimal increase in viscosity should absorb slightly more energy...

ZenGum · 03-19-2011, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

How the hell did she get through security?

[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

That video is now topping the BBC's "most watched" list -the other nine clips are all tsunami clips. Evidently, the BBC audience is also tired of the bad and scary news.

What do you think started the tsunami?

Too early?

Gravdigr · 03-19-2011, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]

What do you think started the tsunami?

Too early?

Nope.

03-01-2011, 04:13 AM	#1336
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03-07-2011, 03:15 AM	#1337
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03-11-2011, 12:12 PM	#1339
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Woman Goes To Court With Tiny Monkey In Bra Va. Woman Says 7-Week-Old Marmoset Requires Constant Attention AMHERST, Va. -- A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra. The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn't notice the monkey until the woman went to an office to complete some paperwork. In an interview with The News & Advance of Lynchburg, the woman says the marmoset is 7 weeks old and requires constant attention. The woman tells the newspaper she bought the animal on an online auction site and had its clothes specially made in West Virginia. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-13-2011, 11:40 AM	#1340
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Teacher/porn star Is this really necessary? I mean, at least she wasn't fucking the students. Just because someone did something they are ashamed of in the past, does it mean they can never hold a job again? It's bad enough that anyone with a sex conviction can't find a place to live these days, never mind a job. But this whole "Your past is your present" mindset that people have these days is really starting to piss me off. I ranted against databases in the beginning and no one listened. Now we are reaping the inevitable wages of that sin! Where's my sandwich board and sign and sackcloth? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-13-2011, 06:31 PM	#1342
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I keep a giraffe in mine. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-07-2011, 07:27 AM	#1338
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Around here, a lot of the lamp posts have their little access hatch doors removed and bare wires exposed inside. I always assumed it was some resourceful homeless dude stealing power from the poles and not putting them back together again.

03-14-2011, 03:00 PM	#1343
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	And we thought you were just happy to see us __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-15-2011, 08:44 AM	#1344
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	How the hell did she get through security? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-17-2011, 09:51 AM	#1345
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12773427 nutter dives 36 feet into 12 inches of water. Is it really a dive when you're deliberately belly-smacking, though? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-17-2011, 10:30 AM	#1346
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Insane. I notice the pool is on some sort of pad, and the pad is on snow. The snow is not all that deep, but it's not like the pool is sitting on concrete. There's some extra cushioning there in addition to the 12 inches of water. He clearly goes through the water and hits the bottom of the pool, so the little extra cushioning helps. Still, I'd never do it.

03-17-2011, 10:43 AM	#1347
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That video is now topping the BBC's "most watched" list -the other nine clips are all tsunami clips. Evidently, the BBC audience is also tired of the bad and scary news. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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