Revenge ideas needed!

[infinite monkey]

You mean this? Loved that movie.

[monster]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Amelie has a great revenge sequence, worth watching as there are too many things to list. Her technique was progressive.

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

You mean this? Loved that movie.

Oh you horrors! Guess what i'm wasting my afternoon watching?

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by monster

Oh you horrors! Guess what i'm wasting my afternoon watching?

Great, huh?

And Amelie knows how to use wire cutters.

[SamIam]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

You mean this? Loved that movie.

Oooooh, I loved that movie, too. And you've given me a wonderful idea for revenge. What motel doesn't offer "FREE CABLE TV"? Heh, heh, heh! *EVIL laugh*

I can see it now: It's a busy Saturday night. The motel is jammed with guests. Sam sneaks around back and plays the role of Amelie in the Great Cable Disaster. She disconnects the cable and then replaces it just as the cable guy arrives. Huh? No problem.

Sam does it again. And again. Unknowningly, 3 M guy plays the supporting role in this drama. "Call maintenance!" 3 M guy goes insane.

Originally Posted by jimhelm

did you really expect people to follow instructions?

On the CELLAR!? Of course not. That's why I posted here for revenge ideas in the first place. I've never found a more clever group of social outlaws anywhere else on the Net, so far.

Originally Posted by Guyute

> Apple smashed against lock opening so keyhole is full. If this has time to dry it is like superglue and untraceable. Someone did this to me in school and I had to cut off the lock. And DON'T SMASH AN iPOD, NOT THAT KIND OF APPLE!! haha

> Put some of your meds in his beer/whiskey whatever he drinks. Then when he isn't able to get up and is 10 minutes late, call your boss and say "is 3M off today? Haven't seen him...". If you are able, seed every drink he leaves laying around so that he falls asleep everywhere.

The apple thing is another great idea for a motel. I plan to implement it as quick as I can get to the grocery to buy some apples.

And I love the thought of ODing him on adderall which - yes, Virginia - is mixed AMPHETAMINE salts. Rapid heartbeat. Headache. Feels like a freight train going 180mph with no brakes. CAN'T SLEEP! 60mg won't kill him, but if he doesn't know what he's taken, he's in for a very exciting day in a very bad way. Heh, heh, heh.

Originally Posted by monster

I did.

IM you are bad

now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge.


Place a new weird object on his toilet tank every day. ladies' knickers, can of dog food, photo of someone he doesn't know.....

hang the clothes other punters leave behind in his shower.

turn all his clocks back an hour

shake itching powder in his underwear drawer

put mayonnaise in his shoes

put a police wanted notice in the reception area with his picture on it.

Your suggestions have kept me laughing all day. I'm sure I can find ways to incorporate at least a few of them in my general scheme of revenge.

And thanks to EVERYONE for all your terrific ideas. As many as actually possible will be implemented. I have endless time on my hands at that motel. Especially when I get to work from 8:00am (OK, 8:10am) to 10:00pm. The majority of people check in from around 5:00pm to 9:00pm. This gives me 10 hours with not much to do - until now. I will report back here and let you all know the results.

Fear not. 3M man will not be physically harmed. Despite the temptation to carry out a few of the more radical suggestions, no motel property (except for key-holes) will be damaged.

3M guy is just gonna wish he was never born.

And finally, I just love the following. I'm ordering it today.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/b278/

And even if I end up not doing any of this stuff (although I really may do one or two), the fantasies kept me smiling my entire shift!