"The Nightly Nervous Breakdown Will No Longer Be Televised"

Gravdigr · 04-07-2011, 03:15 PM

Not on FOX, anyway.

I started to title this thread "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead".

The world is a better place.

For now.

Happy Monkey · 04-07-2011, 04:54 PM

I doubt he's really leaving Fox. They'll find a way to put his crap into shows that get advertisers.

TheMercenary · 04-15-2011, 06:12 PM

Good reddens.....

All he did was bring down the rest of the station.

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-16-2011, 04:54 AM

I quite liked him -- he is sort of like a bleached, reformed-alky Bill Cosby at the bottom. And I can get his radio show if I want it.

He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is.

The Left doesn't. They find free people highly inconvenient to their notion of Heaven on Earth. So they are doing the Happy Palestinian Street Dance, forgetting in their mental inadequacy that his outfit is already a huge presence on the Internet, which medium is going to obliterate the Progressivist/Statists' power, smooth functioning, and ability to shape the national thought. Just the thing the People of Freedom would like. Glenn Beck can make you free, and that beats ideological chains just all to hell.

morethanpretty · 04-16-2011, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I quite liked him -- he is sort of like a bleached, reformed-alky Bill Cosby at the bottom. And I can get his radio show if I want it.

He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is.

The Left doesn't. They find free people highly inconvenient to their notion of Heaven on Earth. So they are doing the Happy Palestinian Street Dance, forgetting in their mental inadequacy that his outfit is already a huge presence on the Internet, which medium is going to obliterate the Progressivist/Statists' power, smooth functioning, and ability to shape the national thought. Just the thing the People of Freedom would like. Glenn Beck can make you free, and that beats ideological chains just all to hell.

UG, your character is just so funny. I almost believed you until you said "He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is."
Then I knew it had to be a joke.

I need a "laughed-so-hard-I-peed-a-little" smiley...

Griff · 04-17-2011, 05:51 PM

Yeah, sometimes you forget he's doing parody.

morethanpretty · 04-20-2011, 04:57 PM

He's better than Steven Colbert at times. He's so deeply in character I'm not even sure he realizes he's playing one!

Gravdigr · 04-22-2011, 03:58 AM

Wait, are we talking about UG, or GB?

morethanpretty · 04-22-2011, 07:57 PM

UG...I think GB believes what he spouts.

TheMercenary · 04-23-2011, 04:41 AM

Palin will run for President and Beck will be her second. Lipstick and Dipshit.

Sundae · 04-23-2011, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I need a "laughed-so-hard-I-peed-a-little" smiley...

Yes - so I can adopt it as a laughed-so-hard-it-made-me-cough-and-then-I-coughed-so-violently-I-really-did-pee-a-little.

Which after all is a bit too specific for its own smilie.

Fair&Balanced · 04-25-2011, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

UG...I think GB believes what he spouts.

Are either one really any different that a poster who insists that Breitbart's BigGoverment.com, Geller's anti-Muslim blog or even the NRA accurately report the facts?

A wingnut is a wingnut.

TheMercenary · 04-25-2011, 10:13 AM

TheMercenary · 04-25-2011, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fair&Balanced

Are either one really any different that a poster who insists that Breitbart's BigGoverment.com...

Dispute the facts in the post. If you can.

morethanpretty · 04-25-2011, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fair&Balanced

Are either one really any different that a poster who insists that Breitbart's BigGoverment.com, Geller's anti-Muslim blog or even the NRA accurately report the facts?

A wingnut is a wingnut.

Whether they screw Left or Right.

04-07-2011, 03:15 PM	#1
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04-07-2011, 04:54 PM	#2
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04-15-2011, 06:12 PM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Good reddens..... All he did was bring down the rest of the station. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-16-2011, 04:54 AM	#4
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	I quite liked him -- he is sort of like a bleached, reformed-alky Bill Cosby at the bottom. And I can get his radio show if I want it. He believes, you see, in the kind of things it is well to believe in -- if you want a good, free life, that is. The Left doesn't. They find free people highly inconvenient to their notion of Heaven on Earth. So they are doing the Happy Palestinian Street Dance, forgetting in their mental inadequacy that his outfit is already a huge presence on the Internet, which medium is going to obliterate the Progressivist/Statists' power, smooth functioning, and ability to shape the national thought. Just the thing the People of Freedom would like. Glenn Beck can make you free, and that beats ideological chains just all to hell. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

04-17-2011, 05:51 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Yeah, sometimes you forget he's doing parody. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-20-2011, 04:57 PM	#7
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	He's better than Steven Colbert at times. He's so deeply in character I'm not even sure he realizes he's playing one! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-22-2011, 03:58 AM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wait, are we talking about UG, or GB? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-22-2011, 07:57 PM	#9
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	UG...I think GB believes what he spouts. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-23-2011, 04:41 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Palin will run for President and Beck will be her second. Lipstick and Dipshit. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-25-2011, 10:13 AM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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