WTF's up with the U.S. prison system??

[plthijinx]

dude. you have no idea. it's so fucked up. bugler cigarettes are smuggled in by the guards. smokes are not allowed in texas. they buy a pack for 5 bucks then sell it to the inmate for 20! inmate gets $$ through the mail and visits. for example: a birthday card. it's thick. take a razor and slice into it on the horizontal plane. making a pocket of sorts. put the money in there then glue it back into place. mail it. use a fake name and address if it does get found on the way in. it is a felony you know. or come visit, pass the 20 or however much then shove it up your ass. take it in. pay the guard, get your smokes. that's how it works......