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I hear them call the tide
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 fucking hell I'm laughing so hard i can't breathe! Well played.
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04-22-2011, 10:55 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Yah. This and the original Amish post have all but done for me.
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04-22-2011, 10:57 AM
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04-22-2011, 10:58 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Can we please slow the thread? -beest is only on page 4 and you're posting faster than he can read. He's just got to the part where Jesus comes to Pam and ressurects Big Sarge. I'm worried he'll laugh himself a hernia if he reads any faster
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04-22-2011, 11:01 AM
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I was late for work this morning, slept through my alarm...but I looked at the Cellar on the phone and read this whole thread anyway! My cat wondered why I was laughing so hard when I was hungover and running late.
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04-22-2011, 11:42 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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This shows the active fires in TX: http://txforestservice.tamu.edu/main....aspx?id=10588 (you have to download the latest google earth tho) I'm north of Dallas, there are plenty of fires to the west of us, I think we have some dwellars in Ft. Worth so they'd be more affected than I am, but none real close by. We have had smoke in the air from them though on windy days. There is a small fire close to Houston it looks like. Austin is about 3/4ths between Dallas and San Antonio (closer to San Antonio - no idea why our state capital is not starred on that map) and it seems pretty clear of fires. I think at least one dweller lives in west TX, there is a pretty big fire, but I believe the dweller I'm thinking of lives north west of that fire.
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04-22-2011, 11:44 AM
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And the award for the Hottest Dwellar goes to...
(too soon?) |
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04-22-2011, 11:53 AM
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Touring the facilities
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Not too soon, I don't think. Tulip? She's pretty hot.
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04-22-2011, 11:55 AM
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Nah, it's like the Oscars. They didn't take Julia Roberts' Oscar away after she made Eat Pray Love.
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04-22-2011, 11:56 AM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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DucksNuts!!
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04-22-2011, 11:57 AM
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(rips open envelope and glowers at the peanut gallery)
And the winner is... The dwellar who lives near Ft Worth! |
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04-22-2011, 11:58 AM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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04-22-2011, 12:00 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Hang on!
This fire is only about 2.5 miles south of me, and the winds are coming from the south today. I still have a chance. http://www.9news.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=914203357001&odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|featured#/News/Meyer+Ranch+fire+grows/49906872001/50183015001/914203357001 |
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04-22-2011, 12:04 PM
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*Grabs award back from the dwellar who lives near Ft Worth*
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04-22-2011, 12:05 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Hello,
I am from Fort Worth and I wear a flame-proof suit and ten-gallon hat as I drive around between the dance halls and saloons in my F4250 truck made for me by the wonderful Mr. Ford. I eat grits and i shoot first and ask questions later. love Dallas McRappyhouseisonfire
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