The Cellar 'Home base' academy awards... - Page 13

Nirvana · 04-22-2011, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pensive pam

Wow! And now I see the imitations about me starting to be posted. People even signing their names at the bottom of their post; along with a short blurb about their emotional state.

You know what they say about imitation, do you not??? I am flattered.

WINNING,
Pam

I am so impressed how your IQ seems to rise on certain occasions and then sink just above moron to annoy at other times. The use of a semi colon in this post is quite impressive.

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 01:33 PM

Her command of the English language wavers too.

Like jim, I cannot wait to find out who is playing the part of "pam."

Stormieweather · 04-22-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Hi Stormie! I see that you are from Floriduh. Do you grow oranges?

Inquisitive,

Infi

I do not grow oranges. I eat them though. I love orange ice cream.

Thank you for the attention.

Satisfied,

Stormie

jimhelm · 04-22-2011, 01:42 PM

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Buttsecks,
Sundae

i lolled

monster · 04-22-2011, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormieweather

I do not grow oranges. I eat them though. I love orange ice cream.

Thank you for the attention.

Satisfied,

Stormie

Dear Stormie,

Oranges are not the only fruit

sincerely
lebanese lola

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 02:34 PM

Here is where the Texas is:

pensive pam · 04-22-2011, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Her command of the English language wavers too.

Like jim, I cannot wait to find out who is playing the part of "pam."

There is not 'part' to play, it is only me. I received much negative posts about my English langage skills. So, when my assistent is here, she will read my post before I send it on board. This way it is proper. However, she can not always be here with me.

Hope that clear things up.

Thank you for your understanding,
Pam.

Stormieweather · 04-22-2011, 02:40 PM

For hearing....deafness. The assistant umm...

....nevermind.

Sundae · 04-22-2011, 02:40 PM

Her assistent helps her hear things.
Oops, Stormie got there first. But with the wrong spelling.

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 02:43 PM

Ass is tent?

(Sormie...hehehheeee)

Trilby · 04-22-2011, 02:48 PM

Pam is very poor and all alone - but she has an assistant. And wine or vodka and happy pills. And the interwebz.

See? Pam is not as dumb as you think!

She may get very angry and wish to speak with Mr. Undertoad, but she is poor and alone and deaf so, please, cry for Pam.

Cry.

Sundae · 04-22-2011, 02:54 PM

Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx

jimhelm · 04-22-2011, 02:55 PM

:: cries and cries ::

wolf · 04-22-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Also, please stop in your attempts to parody me. I have copy-rited this.

There's your problem. The copy-rite requires two goats. You probably cheaped it out and tried to substitute pigeons.

Best Witches,

WOLF

infinite monkey · 04-22-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

:: cries and cries ::

You can come too, jim.

We'll all ride the Vortex with our assistenators.

04-22-2011, 02:34 PM	#186
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Here is where the Texas is: Attached Images

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Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	For hearing....deafness. The assistant umm... ....nevermind. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

04-22-2011, 02:40 PM	#189
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Her assistent helps her hear things. Oops, Stormie got there first. But with the wrong spelling. Last edited by Sundae; 04-22-2011 at 02:50 PM. Reason: Poor spelling in a post about spelling

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ass is tent? (Sormie...hehehheeee) Attached Images

04-22-2011, 02:48 PM	#191
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Pam is very poor and all alone - but she has an assistant. And wine or vodka and happy pills. And the interwebz. See? Pam is not as dumb as you think! She may get very angry and wish to speak with Mr. Undertoad, but she is poor and alone and *deaf* so, please, cry for Pam. Cry. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Her command of the English language wavers too. Like jim, I cannot wait to find out who is playing the part of "pam."

04-22-2011, 02:54 PM	#192
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous. (I mean me) Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything. Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week. Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now. Okay, expect me first week in August. But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio. That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam. Yours jaw droppingly Sundae xxx

04-22-2011, 02:55 PM	#193
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	:: cries and cries :: __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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