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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Crazy is as crazy does....
I'm not sure that makes sense.
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04-23-2011, 08:28 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Depends which end of the bottle it's at.
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04-23-2011, 08:33 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Hmm, what if its a can and not a bottle?
PM from pam has me grinning.
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04-23-2011, 08:38 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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PMs from Pam are almost as entertaining as Pimms from Panama.
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04-23-2011, 08:41 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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And much better than PMS from Aunt Flo.
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04-27-2011, 06:20 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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A PM is like a PP only fuzzier, right?
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04-27-2011, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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After a shrot trip to Costco with 2.0 we sat down to share a hotdog in the little enclosed picnic table area. It's completely packed and we're minding our own business until a 4 or 5 year old girl a couple tables over starts to projectile vomit. I have never seen so many people turn green all at once. It was like that horrible scene in Stand By Me with the chain reaction vomit.
The best part???? The little asian guy that pops up and starts taking pictures. I shit you not.
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05-03-2011, 11:45 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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"please cancel my finical aid."
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05-04-2011, 04:21 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Data entry can be mildly amusing when someone states that their gender is "Chinese".
Even more so when three out of 53 do it.
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05-04-2011, 03:33 PM
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Today I intervewed with a VP for a major company and he gave me a tour of the facility. I want the job so I didn't tell him how disorganized his company is. By this point I could give the tour myself. I've interviewed with 4 different VP's at this facility in the last 5 weeks for different positions but they have no internal tracking there so none of them know what the other is doing.
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05-04-2011, 03:35 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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how many VPs do they have? Do they know?
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05-04-2011, 06:19 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Wow, how cool would it be to get in a salary bidding war within a single company?
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05-04-2011, 07:01 PM
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That would be totally awesome, unfortunately they have MBA's and people with 15 years experience lined up willing to kill each other for these jobs. It kind of reminds me of Jim Carey's chase seen in Fun With Dick and Jane.
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05-04-2011, 10:04 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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05-04-2011, 10:13 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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