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I hear them call the tide
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05-05-2011, 09:39 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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05-05-2011, 12:52 PM
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05-05-2011, 01:41 PM
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I am sure Mort just had sex with B.O.B.
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05-05-2011, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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I wonder what a child with BOB would look like?
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05-05-2011, 05:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Ok time to finish this:
There was a young lady named Fluck Who had the most terrible luck She wanted to marry a horse But she couldn't of course So she married a fellow named Chuck
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05-05-2011, 05:59 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I'm still dating the boyfriend I was supposed to break up with...yeah I know. Its actually been kinda nice, not living with him, but still dating. We might work things out, and if not....well I'm determined to have some fun.
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05-05-2011, 08:41 PM
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There was a young man from Nantucket
The rumours were greatly exaggerated.
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05-05-2011, 09:38 PM
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05-05-2011, 09:53 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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If a stork brings babies what doesn't bring babies?
A swallow. (either African or European)
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05-05-2011, 10:04 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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05-06-2011, 11:28 AM
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...it's pretty much safe as long as the pull-out is performed correctly. (bonus for all: ask for it on your tits or face and he HAS to perform the pull-out correctly. on your belly and he may still be too late. good lord it really has come to this, but it's the truth.) |
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05-06-2011, 03:16 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Do not attempt this at home unless you are reasonably sure you want kids.
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05-06-2011, 03:24 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Location: South Central...KY that is
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How would he grip it?
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