You've got 11 days until rapture

[infinite monkey]

I'm really confused about some of the rapture logistics. It seems that the rapture really starts tonight? I'm so confused. How am I supposed to prepare for the rapture when I can't get over my direction and space/time continuum dyslexia? My plan was to drink and drug and rape and pillage until about an hour before, then repent my ASS off.

Now wtf am I supposed to do?

Will one of you smart people please help me understand when I can expect rapture activity in West Central Ohio?

The end of the world will be at exactly 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, says Camping, who along with his organization, Family Radio, are behind those billboards across the country forecasting the Rapture this Saturday. The Rapture, the Last Days, Armageddon and the Final Days of Judgment are all interchangeable. It's when God will destroy the Earth to show his love for humanity.

Is that Eastern Standard or Pacific Standard Time?

Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now. The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/...onight/239177/

[glatt]

Um... 6 P.M.?