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Old 05-22-2011, 03:45 AM   #1
Gravdigr
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I wish she would take a picture of herself wearing a priest's robes and butt-fucking a chicken in the mouth with a stalk of celery while masturbating a male silverback gorilla to the tender strains of the Vienna Boy's Choir, while shitting bricks on top of the Crystal Cathedral in the midst of getting rimmed by the ghost of John Wayne Gacy and simultaneously getting bukkake'd by the entire cast of "The Cowboys". And the horses they rode in on.

Yep. I said it.
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