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jinx · 01-14-2004, 08:32 PM

Three Nuns get into a car accident and die.

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them and says, "Welcome to heaven, sisters, you have led good christian lives, I just have to ask you each one question before I let you in. Margaret, have you ever touched a man's privates?"

Margaret says, " yes, once when I was young, before I joined the Convent."

St Peter produces a basin of holy water and asks Margaret to wash her hands in it before she enters. As Margaret is washing her hands, Mary and Catherine are pushing and shoving each other, fighting over the next spot in line. St Peter breaks them up, and demands to know what the ruccus is about. Catherine says," I want to wash my mouth out before Mary puts her ass in that water!!

01-14-2004, 08:32 PM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Three Nuns get into a car accident and die. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them and says, "Welcome to heaven, sisters, you have led good christian lives, I just have to ask you each one question before I let you in. Margaret, have you ever touched a man's privates?" Margaret says, " yes, once when I was young, before I joined the Convent." St Peter produces a basin of holy water and asks Margaret to wash her hands in it before she enters. As Margaret is washing her hands, Mary and Catherine are pushing and shoving each other, fighting over the next spot in line. St Peter breaks them up, and demands to know what the ruccus is about. Catherine says," I want to wash my mouth out before Mary puts her ass in that water!! __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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