funny things kids say

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My children are amazing when it comes to saying things.
For example: My daughter was 5 and we had gone into the Dollar General (We live in SC) There happened to be an odor lingering when you first come in. Many aduldts ignore it and go in my little girl said very loudly, "It smells like brown people in here!" Well as I almost fell over in shock the 3 black people around the register were laughing at her!

I have a 32 year old friend nammed Donnie who is about 6'2"
He tells her constanly that she is his girlfriend and about 1-2 weeks after her birthday he was in the living room watching tv with us and she comes out of her room, walks right up to him, he says hi and she says I am 7 now and I do not have time for you!!! She walks back to her room. As soon as she shuts her door we die laughing.