Funny images that aren't quite WTF images - Page 56

BigV · 06-07-2011, 10:08 PM

legumes.

sheesh, people.

Gravdigr · 06-08-2011, 02:47 PM

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Glinda · 06-08-2011, 04:03 PM

AHA! Chicken-egg humor FAIL!

Takes 21 days from laid egg to hatch - no more, no less. 21 days, every time.

Nyeah!!

BigV · 06-08-2011, 04:26 PM

Could be an Osprey, not a chicken. You chicken-ist.

Pete Zicato · 06-08-2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Could be an Osprey, not a chicken. You chicken-ist.

Well, except that osprey eggs are speckled. So, no.

BigV · 06-08-2011, 07:06 PM

dammit!

ZenGum · 06-08-2011, 07:13 PM

Glinda's link isnt working for me, but ...

Are you sure about that? 'cause I recall reading that a hen will lay one egg per day until her clutch is complete, then the eggs (by means of some inter-egg communication) all hatch on the same day. This would mean that they cannot all take the same number of days.

I can't be arsed looking this up though. Anyone?

footfootfoot · 06-08-2011, 09:33 PM

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2011, 11:54 PM

Think of the baby chicks.

BigV · 06-09-2011, 12:01 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BigV · 06-09-2011, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

AHA! Chicken-egg humor FAIL!

Takes 21 days from laid egg to hatch - no more, no less. 21 days, every time.

Nyeah!!

Hey Glinda

You know, when geese fly in a V? Have you ever noticed that when they do that the number of geese on each side is never the same? Do you know why?

Geese can't count.

What makes you think chickens can? HA!

Gravdigr · 06-10-2011, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Hey Glinda

You know, when geese fly in a V? Have you ever noticed that when they do that the number of geese on each side is never the same? Do you know why?

Geese can't count.

What makes you think chickens can? HA!

Gravdigr · 06-12-2011, 04:21 PM

I helped his smile a little bit, but, he looked preety happy anyhow.

Gravdigr · 06-18-2011, 04:37 PM

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Gravdigr · 06-28-2011, 03:23 PM

College Essentials?

I guess that covers Beer Pong?

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06-08-2011, 04:26 PM	#829
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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Glinda's link isnt working for me, but ... Are you sure about that? 'cause I recall reading that a hen will lay one egg per day until her clutch is complete, then the eggs (by means of some inter-egg communication) all hatch on the same day. This would mean that they cannot all take the same number of days. I can't be arsed looking this up though. Anyone? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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