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Old 06-09-2011, 12:39 AM   #1
xoxoxoBruce
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A lot of cellar marriages seem to have fallen apart over the last couple of years. I think I'll put a bit more effort into mine just for insurance.
That's easy, make him a sandwich. If he doesn't eat it, give him a blowjob.

sigh, Chicks have it easy.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:10 AM   #2
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That's easy, make him a sandwich. If he doesn't eat it, give him a blowjob.

sigh, Chicks have it easy.
And if he DOES eat it, give him a blow job and then make him another sando.
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