Funny/Embarrassing things they say

infinite monkey · 06-23-2011, 11:04 AM

I've been wavering on posting this story, but it's just so funny.

My nieces cousin took two of the girls shopping. Dr Cuz just got her MD. She is pretty and young. I hate her. Just kidding, she's great. She was getting a dress for a function and the girls were running dresses back and forth to the dressing room.

The just turned 6 year old said, in I imagine a stage whisper, "L....you need to pull your underwear out of your butt!" L replies that they're supposed to be like that. A says "NO, they are IN YOUR BUTT!" L replies that it's a thong and that's how they're supposed to be.

A says "Well...that's just gross!"

HA! My girl!

Lola Bunny · 06-23-2011, 03:39 PM

Thanks for posting the story.

grynch · 09-14-2011, 02:49 AM

The subject of this story is now 15… .perhaps I should tell him of it soon but it happened.. he said this when he was about 5…

My wife gave his mum some little floral scented sachets…. You know the nasty things… They smell of Roses, Lavender, Thyme, etc…
Well as they lived near a housing estate with streets named after Lavender, thyme, etc this little boy picked them up one by one and said this is like the street(rue) Lavender, and this one is the street Thyme and as he got to the last one he said this must smell like… and just gave the name of his street.

They live (then and now) on “Chemin de Poussy”

And yes you pronounce Poussy pretty much like you think.
My wife, our friend and myself just spit laughing.

06-23-2011, 11:04 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I've been wavering on posting this story, but it's just so funny. My nieces cousin took two of the girls shopping. Dr Cuz just got her MD. She is pretty and young. I hate her. Just kidding, she's great. She was getting a dress for a function and the girls were running dresses back and forth to the dressing room. The just turned 6 year old said, in I imagine a stage whisper, "L....you need to pull your underwear out of your butt!" L replies that they're supposed to be like that. A says "NO, they are IN YOUR BUTT!" L replies that it's a thong and that's how they're supposed to be. A says "Well...that's just gross!" HA! My girl!

06-23-2011, 03:39 PM	#2
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Thanks for posting the story.

09-14-2011, 02:49 AM	#3
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	The subject of this story is now 15… .perhaps I should tell him of it soon but it happened.. he said this when he was about 5… My wife gave his mum some little floral scented sachets…. You know the nasty things… They smell of Roses, Lavender, Thyme, etc… Well as they lived near a housing estate with streets named after Lavender, thyme, etc this little boy picked them up one by one and said this is like the street(rue) Lavender, and this one is the street Thyme and as he got to the last one he said this must smell like… and just gave the name of his street. They live (then and now) on “Chemin de Poussy” And yes you pronounce Poussy pretty much like you think. My wife, our friend and myself just spit laughing.

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