Humor...I Need Humor...

[jimhelm]

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

I have nothing against "big" boobs as long as they're Mother Nature's gift. It is the artificial ones that I don't like. I especially dislike the feel when I touch them.

You haven't felt good ones then. trust me. silicone does not feel like a bag of sand. the saline ones are too hard.... they feel like a muscle. but good new ones... yeah.. close your eyes, and you cannot tell the difference. they taste like vanilla, too!