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GunMaster357 · 09-09-2011, 07:05 AM

Pfizer Corp. (PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do." Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

Recommendation: BUY

Gravdigr · 09-14-2011, 05:13 PM

Mmmm...Hedberg.

Lola Bunny · 09-15-2011, 10:40 PM

Not sure where this belongs but I found it funny.

TO ALL GIRLS . . . who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice - " Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-a…z, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az & especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz

09-09-2011, 07:05 AM	#1
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Pfizer Corp. (PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do." Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Recommendation: BUY __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

09-14-2011, 05:13 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Mmmm...Hedberg. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-15-2011, 10:40 PM	#3
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Not sure where this belongs but I found it funny. TO ALL GIRLS . . . who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice - " Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-a…z, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az & especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz

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