Confession Time

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

" Never before have I turned on you
You looked too good to me Your Beady eyes,
they can cut me in two
And I just can't let you be
It's a free-for-all and I heard it said
You can bet your life
Stakes are high and so am I
It's in the air toni-i-ight"

Oooh, Nirvana quoting Ted Nugent. How sexy is that? grrrrrr!

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Ooh the DRAMA, it's so exciting! But what I *really* like is when a lot of people are fighting and it's all due to ME ME ME! Let me see how many more I can draw in... oh, this will work:
I have deep secrets about your group! That only I will divulge! Now you NEED me! But I'm going! Because you're a bunch of assholes! Don't ask me about the list again! Unless you really want to! Hint hint!

Now I'm out of here, so you better stop talking about me and my list! If you keep talking about me I will be back to remind you to stop talking about me and I will bring up the list again! You don't know how powerful I am due to this list!

You treat new people like shit and I deserve better so I'm going to insult the crap out of you and try to use everybody against each other! Being nice to new people is the most important thing for a forum! That's why I'm still here trying to drum up shit! Because I like you and I know you have a lot of potential! You better shape up or my list will be coming soon!

I hate you people so much! Try to guess who sent me the list! Won't you hate that person if you are on the list! You'll have a big fight if you are on the list! Try to guess if you are on the list! Maybe you'll fight anyway! Go ahead and fight!
ok that oughta do it now let's sit back and watch the fireworks

ooh wow boom! pretty

UT, you are the Milton Fucking Erickson of forum owners. Dude, you really need to get credentialed and take that shit on the road. Seriously, you can be onbe insightful mf

Originally Posted by jimhelm

I wrote the list.
It was intended as humor, and if I could, I would make a couple of changes. Most regrettable are the omissions, naturally. I want to apologize to Brill. I posted what I intended as support for her last night, but I offended her with my choice of words.

My dad used to say that I could fuck up a new crowbar.

Your dad sounds like a tool (Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the crow, it comes with a slice of humble pie) Remember what my sister always says to me, "Leave humor to the professionals!"

Originally Posted by DanaC

Right. That's it. I am done with the histrionics.

You are impossible to interact with Infi.

That's so British and sexy of you, Dana. Right. That's it.

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

And you're a hypocrite. And meaner than you'll ever believe.

Now go find some red carpet for your less histrionic new friend.

Note to self: Don't piss this woman off.

Originally Posted by jimhelm

So, me trying to be nice, and more considerate than I have been is a bad thing?

How does it belie talk of love and friendship? I missed that leap... I do love you and think of you as my friend, shaw. What did I say that contradicts that? Because I made a joke list, I've been lying about caring about you?

What can I do to prove my affection for you?

You know exactly what to do, Jim. Road trip!!!

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Ok, ladies. Now kiss and make up...


And take pictures, 'cause that would be cool.

Way cool.

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

And watch out for the giraffes.