The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-17-2011, 03:37 PM   #1
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-18-2011, 06:24 AM   #2
Trilby
Slattern of the Swail
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.
Exactly.

I gained a lot of weight (about 50 lbs) with both pregnancies (and then lost it) but second hubby thought I wasn't losing it fast enough.

Our first dinner out post-baby (without the baby - our first grown up evening out in MONTHS) and just as I'm about to swallow a mouthful of beer (ah! finally after MONTHS!) he said, apropos to nothing, "So, when are you gonna lose the weight?"

I cannot tell you how hard that hit me. I wanted to throw up, my throat constricted and tears filled my eyes even though I was willing myself to be calm. That ruined the evening for me.

Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"


I am nearly 50, post two pregnancies, post menopausal, post chemo and post breast surgery. Go fuck youself, buck-o.

and proud of it.
__________________
In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum
Trilby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-18-2011, 07:05 AM   #3
sexobon
I love it when a plan comes together.
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna View Post
.. and proud of it.
You can send Big Sarge a T-shirt with that smilie and the words "Protected by Brianna" on it.
sexobon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2011, 04:23 PM   #4
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna View Post
Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:47 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.