Humor...I Need Humor...

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by classicman

Christmas carols for the disturbed
I'm not making fun by any means.....................



1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and... Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look a Chicken - can
I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

I made up a couple more:

11) Addictive Personality Disorder---Angels We Have Heard. We're High!

12) Alzheimer's Disease---What Child is This?

13) Bipoloar Disorder: It's the most wonderful time of the year, I'll have a blue Christmas without you, with the kids jingle belling, I'll be so blue just thinking about you, and everyone telling you be of good cheer, decorations of red on a green christmas tree, it's the most wonderful time of the year, won't mean a thing if you're not here with me.