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Old 01-07-2012, 09:40 AM   #391
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D'oh! Of course.
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Old 01-07-2012, 09:56 AM   #392
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Just like the eggs and four of their friends, yes. The frog escapes on his 28th jump and therefore does not slide back down the well.

The eggs? I'm not so sure about them. Maybe eggs were smaller in 1921.
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:16 AM   #393
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If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many and a half that lay better by half will lay half a score and a half in a week and a half?
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:48 AM   #394
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Quote:
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It's obvious... the frog is losing a foot with each jump

After 4 jumps, the frog has no feet left.
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Old 01-07-2012, 11:06 AM   #395
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Frogs only have two feet. Those other things are arms.
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Old 01-07-2012, 11:50 AM   #396
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...and you know two eggs are better than one...
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:05 PM   #397
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:11 PM   #398
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Is that the answer to tomorrow's puzzle?
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:37 PM   #399
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Mental Nuts WTF???

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Old 01-09-2012, 01:44 PM   #400
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How many trees were there? Were the slaves allowed to go around the trees? Was the guy below one of the slaves?
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:24 PM   #401
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The worst part of that is that it was homework from a school.
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:20 PM   #402
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It's absolutely shocking that a school would set that as a puzzle.

I mean, oranges are a countable noun, so the question should be "... how many..." not "...how much...".



Oh and they spelled "Mexicans" wrong.
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:30 PM   #403
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Re the slaves picking oranges.... Another 3rd grade homework on that test was:

"If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in 1 week?"

The Principal is collecting the homework and destroying it, and looking for a teacher named Fred.
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:56 PM   #404
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A high-school science teacher in Western Australia got in hot water a while back.

Use "problem-based" teaching, they had told him. Make it interesting, they had told him.

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Assignment: design a terror attack using the WMD of your choice - chemical, biological or nuclear. Your goal is to inflict maximum causalties
Apply for a new job, they told him...
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:07 PM   #405
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Finish the sequences below

A E F H I K L M N T....

B C D G J O P Q R S...
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