Weird News - Page 119

GunMaster357 · 03-03-2012, 01:32 PM

No WASP either, so...

BigV · 03-03-2012, 02:03 PM

by god you're right!

I miss my brain.

I was just playing there... watch the video if you dare. I mean helicopters *and* Jesus say the earth isn't spinning. Come on. How can you stand against that kind of evidence?

plthijinx · 03-03-2012, 05:21 PM

Spexxvet · 03-05-2012, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Please. Someone help me. I watched this video, and now I can't find my brain.

I can't see germs, so they aren't making me sick. It must be evil spirits.

glatt · 03-05-2012, 03:15 PM

Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction."

What is this I don't even.

Spexxvet · 03-05-2012, 03:24 PM

Oy Vay. Wrong in so many ways.

infinite monkey · 03-05-2012, 03:26 PM

Maybe the dingo infected your baby's dingle.

footfootfoot · 03-05-2012, 07:42 PM

Yeah. I'm against that. ©Brianna 2011

Lamplighter · 03-06-2012, 04:39 PM

MSNBC
3/6/12

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— A 3-year-old girl was recovering Monday at [xxxx] Hospital
after doctors removed 37 'Buckyballs' magnets from her intestines.

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Popular Buckyballs are made of powerful "rare earth" magnets
-- similar to the recalled children's toys --
but are marketed as stress-relieving desk gadgets for adults

Lamplighter · 03-07-2012, 10:10 AM

AP reports a 24 year old Sri Lanka man has died while trying
to set a new record for being buried alive the longest.

The Darwin gene must be recessive.

ZenGum · 03-10-2012, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction."

What is this I don't even.

Ok folks, turns out there was a third tablet with five more commandments.

Quote:

XI. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from open wounds on other people's bodies.

XII. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from babies' penises.

XIII. Thou shalt keep thy active virus-weeping cold-sores away from other people.

XIV. Thou shalt keep thy virus-weeping cold-sore infected mouth away from open wounds on babies' penises.

XV. I, thy God, would have thought XIV would have gone without saying, yet it seemeth thou art stupid, with a head like unto a block of wood, therefore, I command ye also: tryeth ye not to do anything else really bloody stupid. Please. Thinketh ye of the children.

DanaC · 03-11-2012, 06:34 AM

ZenGum, genius.

Here's my wierd, ior...at the very least fucking depressing, news. From a couple of days ago:

Quote:

A benefits cheat who used taxpayers money to fund his Russian wife's breast implant operation before faking his own death has been jailed for 32 months.

Stephen Kellaway, 54, scammed £43,622 in housing and council tax benefits on a string of London properties - despite having nearly £280,000 stashed in various undeclared bank accounts.

Croydon Crown Court heard the former psychologist claimed he was a single parent on income support and created false tenants to claim the benefit from councils in Hammersmith and Fulham, and Richmond in west London.

But investigators began looking into his affairs in 2008, suspicious of the large amounts being claimed.

Later that year, the former psychologist, his wife Nelli and his step-daughter Natalia travelled to Moscow, where the women underwent plastic surgery and cosmetic dentistry.

Aside from the fact that he's a sponging twat, who adds to the general anti-benefits atmosphere, leading to unnecessary crackdowns on single mums who've made a few quid on the side to be better able to clothe and feed their kids, he did this so his wife and step daughter could have boob jobs??

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In 2009, Nelli flew back to the UK to be met by police and council fraud investigators.

The court heard Mrs Kellaway arrived clutching a funeral urn and carrying life insurance documents worth £1.7m, which it is believed she intended to cash in.

Mark Hunsworth, prosecuting, said: "She claimed her husband had died two days earlier and the urn contained his ashes."

In fact, Stephen Kellaway - possibly inspired by the story of 'Canoe Man' John Darwin - had bribed a mortuary working in Moscow to plant his passport on the body of a dead tramp and issue a fake death certificate in his name.

This blioke has read way too many murder mysteries, I'm thinking.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/benefits-ch...222517966.html

ZenGum · 03-11-2012, 06:42 AM

He's going to have time to read a whole lot more, too, I reckon.

DanaC · 03-11-2012, 06:45 AM

What a silly man.

sexobon · 03-11-2012, 06:51 AM

The court should order his wife to reenact Lady Godiva's ride as restitution to the taxpayers.

03-03-2012, 01:32 PM	#1771
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	No WASP either, so... __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

03-03-2012, 02:03 PM	#1772
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	by god you're right! I miss my brain. I was just playing there... watch the video if you dare. I mean helicopters and Jesus say the earth isn't spinning. Come on. How can you stand against that kind of evidence? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-03-2012, 05:21 PM	#1773
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	__________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-05-2012, 03:24 PM	#1776
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Oy Vay. Wrong in so many ways. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-05-2012, 07:42 PM	#1778
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yeah. I'm against that. ©Brianna 2011 __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-05-2012, 03:15 PM	#1775
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction." What is this I don't even.

03-05-2012, 03:26 PM	#1777
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Maybe the dingo infected your baby's dingle.

03-07-2012, 10:10 AM	#1780
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	AP reports a 24 year old Sri Lanka man has died while trying to set a new record for being buried alive the longest. The Darwin gene must be recessive.

03-11-2012, 06:42 AM	#1783
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He's going to have time to read a whole lot more, too, I reckon. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-11-2012, 06:51 AM	#1785
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The court should order his wife to reenact Lady Godiva's ride as restitution to the taxpayers.

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