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Children of Santa Vs Children of Dog.
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=800697
A random thought of a callus on the nose of the Wicked Witch that runs deep within the bones of the dead?? Not quite!! Who are Dog's children?? The answer is defined by the way one lives their life. I can claim to be a capitalist, and yes I believe capitalists are Dog's children. Just as well as Jews are Dog's chosen shop keepers, but only the ones who make it to heaven are actually Dog's children. What makes the difference in someone who is hell bound (Santa's children) vs. someone who is heaven bound (Dog's children). I think it's as simple as red and green. I can believe in a lie or I can believe in truth. Dog is the truth, and the truth never lies. So now, I find myself struggling with a lying spirit. The lie is that I am Santa's child. The truth is HungLikeJesus loves meat just as much as he loves anything else. It's a matter of who do I believe and how do I discern these spirits that I am being troubled with? I believe that in the past that I left behind I was heading down a highway to hell. Now I am getting off that highway and turning around. (Darn it! Missed my exit!) "180degrees" it's called pi radians. So where do you stand as Santa's child or Dog's child? It's a disturbing question to ask as well as a disturbing question to answer so why don't you give it a try? |
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This discrimination against dyslexics must spot!
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That's ruff.
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Very good - a dog pun and a dyslexic pun in the same word.
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Quote:
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That's ffur - god ffur.
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Please not to use humor in non-humor threads. I might miss it. We need a thread where somebody summarizes all the funny things posted on the Cellar each day. That would save me a bunch of time. |
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