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03-22-2012, 03:45 PM
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Questionable Headlines
There may be a thread like this, I was too lazy to look.
Anywho, I got a bunch of these in email, and thought I'd share. These make you wonder. part 1
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03-22-2012, 03:47 PM
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part 2
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03-22-2012, 05:25 PM
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Is missing a brain a required criteria to work for a paper?
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03-22-2012, 05:29 PM
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I don't know how many are real or not...don't care 'cause they're funny, but the best one I ever saw IRL was in the early 90s when I was working at the bar. The owner cut out a headline from our tiny local paper: Bush After a Quick Peace.
It hung there for years. I bet someone still has it. |
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03-22-2012, 05:29 PM
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TASTELESS JOKE ALERT...
Once saw an ad for: "Paraplegics' Dance Friday Night..." |
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03-22-2012, 05:32 PM
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*snickers*
I have a book that's a compilation of Jay Leno Headline News (back when he was really funny) and there's a whole section on 'plunging buses.' Buses plunge, a LOT, apparently. |
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03-23-2012, 04:40 PM
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You have to wonder how many of those were intentional.
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03-28-2012, 04:01 PM
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No shit.
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03-29-2012, 10:15 AM
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I LOLED.
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03-29-2012, 10:16 AM
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I wonder if they had to hack a phone to get that information?
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03-29-2012, 10:57 AM
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good shit
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03-30-2012, 05:40 PM
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WITHF? (What In The Holy Fuck?)
"Glee-ful accident" my ass... 
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03-30-2012, 05:45 PM
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Yah. That Glee-ful accident looks pretty grim.
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04-05-2012, 04:41 PM
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That're? Really?
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04-05-2012, 05:59 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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That that're saved a whole half-space!
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