Cool Weapons - Page 37

Lamplighter · 04-21-2012, 10:50 PM

Offered without further comment...

zippyt · 04-21-2012, 11:01 PM

See if they had followed the instructions there wouldnt have been such big chunks left laying about , just a Nasty Pink mist !!!
Let me say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Gravdigr · 04-22-2012, 09:13 AM

Ya gotta wonder just how fucked up this situation was, that this EVER seemed like a good idea.

I mean, 1 dead 8 ton whale + 1000 pounds of Giant powder does not, repeat, does not = a good idea!

My favorite part:

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...the seagulls, who were supposed to clean things up, were nowhere in sight...

footfootfoot · 04-22-2012, 11:11 AM

There's another version of this event where you can hear people shouting "Oh SHIT!" when the whale parts begin raining down. There is also great general hysteria in the background.

Perry Winkle · 04-23-2012, 05:05 PM

A whale won't burn?

BigV · 04-23-2012, 05:13 PM

It takes me a forty pound bag to burn twenty pounds of pork country ribs. How big was this whale? Forty tons? And the thing already stinks, burning stinking shit probably isn't an improvement.

MY 20/20 hindsight wonders why they didn't lasso the tail and have a tugboat drag it out to sea, perhaps aided by a bulldozer to get it moving from the beach and aided by float bags to keep it off the bottom until it was well out of the danger of returning to the beach.

Regardless, you have to admit, they did a great job, just not a great job of moving the whale off the beach. I love this clip.

plthijinx · 04-23-2012, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

There's another version of this event where you can hear people shouting "Oh SHIT!" when the whale ~~parts~~ penis begin raining down. There is also great general hysteria in the background.

Perry Winkle · 04-23-2012, 05:26 PM

Yeah. You can't beat whale confetti at your next party.

I guess burning it would probably smell like rendering fat. So not good, whether the whale stank beforehand or not.

Still, a flamethrower would have been pretty fun.

BigV · 04-23-2012, 11:23 PM

Word.

Gravdigr · 04-24-2012, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

A whale won't burn?

I don't really know if they'll burn...

But if you rub 'em just right you can make 'em hot.

BigV · 04-24-2012, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

A whale won't burn?

Sure he will--take away his comps!

plthijinx · 04-25-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I'm not sure this is the MK19. The sighting system is throwing me off.

But, it's definitely cool.

Attachment 38298

classicman · 04-25-2012, 09:12 PM

... and everyone near them too!

TheMercenary · 04-30-2012, 07:09 PM

Totally love that one. A keeper.

classicman · 05-14-2012, 11:11 PM

04-21-2012, 11:01 PM	#542
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	See if they had followed the instructions there wouldnt have been such big chunks left laying about , just a Nasty Pink mist !!! Let me say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-22-2012, 11:11 AM	#544
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	There's another version of this event where you can hear people shouting "Oh SHIT!" when the whale parts begin raining down. There is also great general hysteria in the background. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-23-2012, 05:13 PM	#546
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It takes me a forty pound bag to burn twenty pounds of pork country ribs. How big was this whale? Forty tons? And the thing already stinks, burning stinking shit probably isn't an improvement. MY 20/20 hindsight wonders why they didn't lasso the tail and have a tugboat drag it out to sea, perhaps aided by a bulldozer to get it moving from the beach and aided by float bags to keep it off the bottom until it was well out of the danger of returning to the beach. Regardless, you have to admit, they did a great job, just not a great job of moving the whale off the beach. I love this clip. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-23-2012, 11:23 PM	#549
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Word. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-25-2012, 09:12 PM	#553
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... and everyone near them too! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-21-2012, 10:50 PM	#541
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Offered without further comment...

04-23-2012, 05:05 PM	#545
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	A whale won't burn?

04-23-2012, 05:26 PM	#548
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Yeah. You can't beat whale confetti at your next party. I guess burning it would probably smell like rendering fat. So not good, whether the whale stank beforehand or not. Still, a flamethrower would have been pretty fun.

04-30-2012, 07:09 PM	#554
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Totally love that one. A keeper. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-14-2012, 11:11 PM	#555
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	__________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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