What is this? - Page 141

Spexxvet · 05-05-2012, 08:16 AM

Looks like icing, but tastes like monitor.

Gravdigr · 05-05-2012, 04:31 PM

jimhelm · 05-05-2012, 05:35 PM

is it Lard?

Sundae · 05-06-2012, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Looks like icing, but tastes like monitor.

HAGGIS

Gravdigr · 05-07-2012, 02:03 PM

It's haggis?

Sundae · 05-07-2012, 02:24 PM

Not in looks or taste or smell.

Gravdigr · 05-07-2012, 02:27 PM

But, does it feel like haggis?

Sundae · 05-07-2012, 02:31 PM

I couldn't tell you.
I've never had that white stuff in my mouth or throat.

Clodfobble · 05-13-2012, 09:42 AM

So V, what is that white monstrosity?

BigV · 05-13-2012, 11:19 AM

That white monstrosity is a bar of Ivory soap.

A bar of Ivory soap that has been put in a bowl and microwaved on high for about three minutes. It got that big in the first minute or so, but if some radiation is good, more is better, right? When I took it out, it was not hot, just room temperature. It still smells and feels like soap, just lots bigger and lots fluffier.

Gravdigr · 05-13-2012, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

...A bar of Ivory soap that has been put in a bowl and microwaved on high for about three minutes...

Ok, sure...but, umm, Y?

BigV · 05-13-2012, 02:18 PM

Is this a trick question?

I had a bar of Ivory soap, and I had a microwave. And a bowl and three minutes to spare. What were you expecting?

Gravdigr · 05-13-2012, 03:07 PM

Pretty much what I got.

I guess.

Gravdigr · 05-13-2012, 03:07 PM

plthijinx · 05-13-2012, 03:14 PM

trivia question....what else is ivory soap good for?? i used to use it all the time doing this......

eta: and ate quite well from doing so.

05-05-2012, 08:16 AM	#2101
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05-05-2012, 04:31 PM	#2102
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05-05-2012, 05:35 PM	#2103
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05-07-2012, 02:03 PM	#2105
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05-07-2012, 02:24 PM	#2106
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05-07-2012, 02:27 PM	#2107
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05-07-2012, 02:31 PM	#2108
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05-13-2012, 09:42 AM	#2109
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05-13-2012, 11:19 AM	#2110
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	That white monstrosity is a bar of Ivory soap. A bar of Ivory soap that has been put in a bowl and microwaved on high for about three minutes. It got that big in the first minute or so, but if some radiation is good, more is better, right? When I took it out, it was not hot, just room temperature. It still smells and feels like soap, just lots bigger and lots fluffier. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-13-2012, 02:18 PM	#2112
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Is this a trick question? I had a bar of Ivory soap, and I had a microwave. And a bowl and three minutes to spare. What were you expecting? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-13-2012, 03:07 PM	#2113
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Pretty much what I got. I guess. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-13-2012, 03:07 PM	#2114
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05-13-2012, 03:14 PM	#2115
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	trivia question....what else is ivory soap good for?? i used to use it all the time doing this...... eta: and ate quite well from doing so. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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