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06-21-2012, 03:15 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I pissed on an old man because I hate my life.
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06-21-2012, 05:20 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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me thinks that so far DanaC has the best one.
sorry Grav, even if you did piss into the wind!  (couldn't resist bro!)
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06-21-2012, 05:32 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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5-10 years minus time already served.
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06-21-2012, 09:57 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,774
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I gave a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.
... and I didn't contravene my user title or signature ...
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06-22-2012, 12:46 AM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
Posts: 1,464
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I smoked weed with a condom because I have perfect abs.
Wow, this shit is funny!
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06-22-2012, 02:35 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: 1.14 acres of heaven
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Me? I got married with a lesbian because I hate my life.
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06-22-2012, 03:55 PM
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As stable as a ring of PU-239
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites
Posts: 1,264
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I ran naked with a porn star because I'm sexy.
I can deal with that...
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06-22-2012, 06:05 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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these are all great!
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06-22-2012, 09:05 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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Tasty Os. amirite?
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06-22-2012, 10:44 PM
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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I killed a robot because that's what I am.
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06-22-2012, 10:48 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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06-22-2012, 10:57 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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06-23-2012, 12:35 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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