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06-22-2012, 03:13 PM
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"My grandmothers have both passed away," she deadpanned.
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06-22-2012, 03:31 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Nah, one was soon after my birth and the other was a bitch.
She said, a shade sadly.
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06-22-2012, 03:43 PM
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06-24-2012, 12:06 AM
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a beautiful fool
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Is anyone else sick to death of puns?
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06-24-2012, 05:49 AM
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No.
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06-24-2012, 08:34 AM
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I hate going back over previous posts, but I thought those were Tom Swifties, he said reproachingly
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06-24-2012, 08:58 AM
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They are Tom Swifties, she replied quickly.
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06-24-2012, 09:07 AM
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Thanks for the confirmation, he said smugly
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06-24-2012, 10:34 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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06-24-2012, 11:51 AM
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 (Disclaimer: I miss all my grandparents and I think all four would find this a very funny conversation.) |
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06-29-2012, 02:14 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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06-29-2012, 02:53 PM
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06-29-2012, 11:46 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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The Constitution of The United States is a serious impediment to Jesus bringing Right and Truth to the world. Yup, gonna have to fix that.
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06-30-2012, 02:02 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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06-30-2012, 02:24 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Awwww, leave him be! :P
He got fat because he did his back in really bad. And he's only mid-60s. Bet he could still charm his way into girl's pants though...
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