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08-06-2012, 10:14 PM
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Anyway, the Klingons use it as a cuss word. It doesn't have a direct translation, but the closest definition is a useless piece of non-functional garbage who's generally unable to get anything done right, which, now that I think about it, was a bit much, but I just couldn't think of another way to describe you in this particular instance. Therefore, I sincerely apologize. Incidentally, I am not fluent in Klingon either, but I look stuff up. |
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08-06-2012, 10:23 PM
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08-07-2012, 08:05 AM
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JBK, that poem sounds like you want to have sex with Jesus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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08-07-2012, 09:48 AM
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08-07-2012, 10:27 AM
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But you would if he asked wouldn't you?
•spoken in to my phone
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08-07-2012, 10:31 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Do you think he'd let you use all of his holes...?
[sorry. That was uncalled for. I just couldn't resist...]
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08-07-2012, 10:45 AM
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08-07-2012, 04:27 PM
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that's sick, what just a total evil thing to say...
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08-07-2012, 11:51 PM
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Agreed. Jim, being a jerk is one thing, but that picture...dude, yer just damaged.
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08-08-2012, 01:16 AM
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Like a moth to a flame....
•spoken in to my phone
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08-08-2012, 03:49 AM
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If so, then so be it. I'm a moth. I am...THE LEGENDARY MOTHMAN!!
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08-08-2012, 05:08 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Quick...get some mothballs!
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08-08-2012, 07:19 AM
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I've read the two pages of this thread and I'm STILL laughing at jim's joke.
I thought it was hilarious. and the added bonus of the Klingon word just ups the nerd quotient of the whole thing making it a nearly perfect cellar thread: some crazy, some insulting joke, some nerd thing that has to be explained by some nerd...priceless. THIS is why I come here. I thank you all.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-08-2012, 07:42 AM
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Fall in love with Jesus, I just want to, Feel his vast behind, Find that supple butt, Reinsert my, fullness in his bum, So I'm just going to, Take my time and Viagara, My meat beats out of line, The fist is gone, I'm still hard, My love drives into his ear, So the question is, How much can you take??
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08-08-2012, 09:36 AM
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