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Old 08-15-2012, 11:07 AM   #1
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now now, you don't have to be a bigamist to have two divorces and five wives.




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You could be an axe-murderer.






Come on, people, think of the axes!
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Old 08-15-2012, 06:10 PM   #2
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LOL! E. has become an ax murderer in his spare time. He did work for the Forest Service for many years, so he would know all about axes. Still, why divorce wife no. 2 if he's become an ax murderer? Easier to do her in and bury her in the basement or something.

Actually, I am a bit concerned for E. He hasn't at all updated that snazzy web page of his for all of 2012. That's his bread and butter. He's quite in demand as a speaker all over the US and even in a couple of foreign countries. But no speech engagements for 2012 or anything else.

Maybe he decided to take some time off to get over the second divorce or something. He can certainy afford to do something like that.

Meanwhile, the cost of my letter to him shot up to $100 plus whatever a postage stamp costs these days. While I was distracted trying to get the right wording and tone to my epistle, Wyn took the opportunity to explore my closet where to his delight he discovered my good fur lined winter snow boots. I saved for those damn things for months and Wyn completely destroyed one of them in the space of a half hour.

At this point, E. BETTER respond to my note!
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Old 08-16-2012, 02:45 AM   #3
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Still, why divorce wife no. 2 if he's become an ax murderer?
Because she had a gun.
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Old 08-16-2012, 10:40 AM   #4
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LOL! E. has become an ax murderer in his spare time. He did work for the Forest Service for many years, so he would know all about axes. Still, why divorce wife no. 2 if he's become an ax murderer? Easier to do her in and bury her in the basement or something.

Actually, I am a bit concerned for E. He hasn't at all updated that snazzy web page of his for all of 2012. That's his bread and butter. He's quite in demand as a speaker all over the US and even in a couple of foreign countries. But no speech engagements for 2012 or anything else.

Maybe he decided to take some time off to get over the second divorce or something. He can certainy afford to do something like that.

Meanwhile, the cost of my letter to him shot up to $100 plus whatever a postage stamp costs these days. While I was distracted trying to get the right wording and tone to my epistle, Wyn took the opportunity to explore my closet where to his delight he discovered my good fur lined winter snow boots. I saved for those damn things for months and Wyn completely destroyed one of them in the space of a half hour.

At this point, E. BETTER respond to my note!
two words:

Dog-skin mukluks.


Wyn-nah!
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Old 08-16-2012, 11:43 PM   #5
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I think I'd only get one mutt-luk out of him. Corgi's aren't all that big to begin with and this one is a pup still.

Perhaps it was the universe's way of telling me to let sleeping dogs lie.
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