If you got a surprise $100 right now

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

If I had a hunny to spare,
I would send it to Toad,
for Cellar repair.

We're broken you know.

I like this. Put my Benjamin in with yours, bro.

[DanaC]

Originally Posted by henry quirk

I'm certain someone, somewhere, gives a shit, Dana.

That person, of course, is not 'me'.

Knob.

Wow. Well, that certainly put me in my place.

[Sundae]

I care, baby.
I don't like olives on pizza, but I can happily eat them whole. As you know, having watched me snarf them up in the Butchershop Bar and Grill.

We'll make a deal. When the end of the world comes I'll have your (and Shawnee's) olives. And Wolf's mustard from her hotdogs. Cos we'll all be there together of course.
You can have my bananas and peanut butter. And cucumber.

Hmmmm. Not liking the phallic food am I?
That's the skinny lesbian inside me that I keep trying to drown in a vat of wine.

[infinite monkey]

I'll take your bananas, your peanut butter, and your wine.

[Sundae]

If it has a a percentage proof you'll have to fight me for it chica.

We need a truck of booze with a teetotal driver to crash into the compound in a way that doesn't compromise it.
Oh and it's a Govt compound where they have been secretly experimenting on high yield, high strength hydroponic beds of weed. As they do.

I'll bake peanut butter cookies and steal your wine when you bliss out.

[infinite monkey]

Oh heck, I know where all that stuff is!

[Sundae]

So now we know how the zombie apocalypse starts.
Infi gets bored with her job and starts it because she knows it will trigger a GTG.

Hey, it's as good a reason as any.

[infinite monkey]

We really need a zombie smilie!

[Pico and ME]

Originally Posted by DanaC

Wow. Well, that certainly put me in my place.

Awww, that was just for his little plum's benefit, ya know.

[DanaC]

Little plum *snickers*

@ Sundae: I know you care, m'dear

I'd defo go for the bananas, but not the peanut butter :p


Actually...scratch the banana, having watched this recent celeb BB I'm never eating a banana again...

[infinite monkey]

Meow!

[Aliantha]

When I'm not preggers, one of my fav pizza's, which I don't have often cause I can't eat a whole one, is a cheese pizza with olives and anchovies. Too hard on the indigestion at the moment, but I think I'll treat myself to one soon after the birth.

[henry quirk]

Actually, 'that' was for the BEAST's benefit.

As a six year old, he has the naive notion that 'all are created equal' and 'all deserve to be heard' (He wouldn't phrase it that way...he just thinks every one is 'nice').

As Uncle: it's (part of) my job to disabuse him of such nonsense.

Case in point: the Brits are a decadent, perverse, people coming as they do from the carcass of an empire (failed nation…the Imperialists invaded by modern-day barbarians…losers in the extreme). Not a one is to be trusted, listened to, or taken seriously*.

Especially those who dwell in the Ivory Tower.

'nuff said…









*'bout the only thing of value to come out of Britain is Doctor Who (but not the Eccleston, Tennant or the current 'lantern-jawed freak', incarnations...utter crap...'oh, I am the Sad Time Lord!', 'Oh, I am the Mad Time Lord!' pffftt! ).

[henry quirk]

Mebbe.

Fortunately, for me: 'you' don't get a vote...

[monster]

Originally Posted by Pico and ME

Awww, that was just for his little plum's benefit, ya know.

here, just in case yours breaks from all that use...