Down here at the pawn shop

[Undertoad]

And, some notes from earlier that I didn't share before. I wrote these down on my phone and never got around to sharing.

Two guys came in trying to sell a Verizon set-top cable box. They laughed long and hard when told it had no value.

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Porn buyer was really loud about "nice big black tittays".


Today I learned that we do not buy porn DVDs from the general public, although there are some stocked. Someone told a customer "We don't buy it, the porn comes directly from the distributor." This statement led me to many questions. Our main expert buyer said that used porn DVDs are a gross idea, but I didn't really understand, because buying your porn from a pawn shop is already plenty of notches down on the social etiquette chain. Here's to thinking that the boss, a more moral and better man than I, just doesn't care to traffic in the $1 profit per buy. Even bordering the ghetto, there's a type of customer you don't really need to attract.