I have a stalker - Page 2

infinite monkey · 03-10-2012, 01:28 PM

I had a stalker once. He was so good at it, I put him on celery.

Ba DUM dum

BigV · 03-10-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

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At least that's why I stop stalking people.

because you're saner than the rest of all of us???? ha! Now *that's* funny!!

wolf · 03-11-2012, 03:15 PM

I am hoping that your lady is of the significantly irritating, but not otherwise dangerous sort of stalker.

I've had the other kind, which is why you can Google my first and last name together and get no hits that are me.

Don't get me wrong, most of the people I've worked with are more of the mildly annoying type, and my responses are confined to trying to hide in another aisle of the Dollar Store or supermarket. That's one of the drawbacks for living as close to where I worked as I do.

footfootfoot · 03-11-2012, 09:15 PM

I was completely in love with this one girl at college. I was totally devoted to her, wherever she wanted to go, I'd go with her. Of course nowadays, they call it stalking...

_some comedian, I don't remember his name.

sexobon · 03-11-2012, 09:33 PM

We could have an annual Cellar Stalking Day so everyone can stalk each other across the forums without getting banned and get it out of their systems. It would be one heck of a crazy day.

ETA: Perhaps on the ides of March.

ZenGum · 03-11-2012, 09:50 PM

Et tu, Sexobon?

monster · 09-23-2012, 12:24 AM

Um, so i have another one.... ish. What do i do to attract these people?

But before i tell you about the new one, let me jut tell you that the old one went quiet for bit, but in the new school year, her son is in my son's class. I am afraid.

So, the new one. She has me trapped. OK have decided is too much to even try to explain right now -need to go to bed... but she just brought me a box of beer for no real reason (except that i know she's pissing people off left right and center right now and I may be the only one unafected because my kids go to a different school......

sexobon · 09-23-2012, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

... but she just brought me a box of beer for no real reason ...

Oktoberfest Opening Ceremony and Keg Tapping happened Saturday, September 22nd.

monster · 09-23-2012, 10:23 AM

I'm sure she means well, but she's very intense and intrusive.

I've always just tried to keep on the periphery

Sundae · 09-23-2012, 10:40 AM

I had a stalker. But she had a mind like a calculator and never bought me beer unless I had already bought her one. Despite wanting to get into bed with me.

Can I borrow yours?

monster · 09-23-2012, 10:52 AM

absolutely. She has a penchant for large hats and says "eh" at the end of every sentence.

Sundae · 09-23-2012, 12:36 PM

Can deal with big hats for beer.
Does she come from Canada-land?

monster · 09-23-2012, 02:52 PM

yup, eh.

03-11-2012, 03:15 PM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I am hoping that your lady is of the significantly irritating, but not otherwise dangerous sort of stalker. I've had the other kind, which is why you can Google my first and last name together and get no hits that are me. Don't get me wrong, most of the people I've worked with are more of the mildly annoying type, and my responses are confined to trying to hide in another aisle of the Dollar Store or supermarket. That's one of the drawbacks for living as close to where I worked as I do. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-11-2012, 09:15 PM	#19
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I was completely in love with this one girl at college. I was totally devoted to her, wherever she wanted to go, I'd go with her. Of course nowadays, they call it stalking... _some comedian, I don't remember his name. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-11-2012, 09:33 PM	#20
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	We could have an annual Cellar Stalking Day so everyone can stalk each other across the forums without getting banned and get it out of their systems. It would be one heck of a crazy day. ETA: Perhaps on the ides of March. Last edited by sexobon; 03-11-2012 at 09:39 PM.

03-11-2012, 09:50 PM	#21
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Et tu, Sexobon? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-23-2012, 12:24 AM	#22
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Um, so i have another one.... ish. What do i do to attract these people? But before i tell you about the new one, let me jut tell you that the old one went quiet for bit, but in the new school year, her son is in my son's class. I am afraid. So, the new one. She has me trapped. OK have decided is too much to even try to explain right now -need to go to bed... but she just brought me a box of beer for no real reason (except that i know she's pissing people off left right and center right now and I may be the only one unafected because my kids go to a different school...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-10-2012, 01:28 PM	#16
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I had a stalker once. He was so good at it, I put him on celery. Ba DUM dum

09-23-2012, 10:23 AM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm sure she means well, but she's very intense and intrusive. I've always just tried to keep on the periphery __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-23-2012, 10:40 AM	#25
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I had a stalker. But she had a mind like a calculator and never bought me beer unless I had already bought her one. Despite wanting to get into bed with me. Can I borrow yours? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-23-2012, 10:52 AM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	absolutely. She has a penchant for large hats and says "eh" at the end of every sentence. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-23-2012, 12:36 PM	#27
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can deal with big hats for beer. Does she come from Canada-land? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-23-2012, 02:52 PM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yup, eh. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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