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xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2012, 12:39 AM

Actually it might have be a good deal for the kid. It didn't sound like he was seriously hurt, and maybe this will keep that crazy bastard away from him before he's sacrificed.

Trilby · 12-13-2012, 06:53 AM

the guy is clearly mentally ill.

or else he's a fucking asshole.

sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.

Spexxvet · 12-13-2012, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trilby

the guy is clearly mentally ill.

or else he's a fucking asshole.

sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.

Naw.... he's pious.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2012, 05:44 PM

He's a toyota?

ZenGum · 12-13-2012, 06:26 PM

Yes, the Toyota Pius, with the revolutionary new demonic-energy power with evil-force drive system.

Trilby · 12-14-2012, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Yes, the Toyota Pius, with the revolutionary new demonic-energy power with evil-force drive system.

Again, a Simpson's ref.

Burns was in the pokey and a big black guy wanted to convert him to Christianity. The BBG told Burns to 'reject Satan!' and Burns answered 'Why can't you reject your guy?'

ah, good times. Love that show. Absolutely love it.

ZenGum · 12-19-2012, 08:09 PM

Guns don't kill people. Sexually frustrated elephants do!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...ampage/4437032

ZenGum · 12-20-2012, 09:40 PM

A herpetological two-for.

Mummy, I found these eggs in the garden so I put them in a plastic box in my closet....

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...snakes/4438746

#$%&ing eastern brown snakes.

Mummy, at the childcare centre today, they wouldn't let us in!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...centre/4439972

Aww, just a dozen baby pythons...

BigV · 12-20-2012, 09:44 PM

awww... I could have been that kid. I raised snakes as a child. I understand the appeal. I wasn't as lucky as him though, having been bitten a few times. very very scary.

ZenGum · 12-20-2012, 09:47 PM

You're not that much into self-preservation, are you, BigV?

Meh, safety is over-rated.

BigV · 12-20-2012, 10:18 PM

hahahahahaha

Hey... probably there's a different/better thread for this one, but I'm here, now, and it does qualify as weird.

Check out this vehicle.

Griff · 12-22-2012, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

A herpetological two-for.

Mummy, I found these eggs in the garden so I put them in a plastic box in my closet....

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...snakes/4438746

#$%&ing eastern brown snakes.

Mummy, at the childcare centre today, they wouldn't let us in!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...centre/4439972

Aww, just a dozen baby pythons...

You're not with the tourism board are you?

ZenGum · 12-22-2012, 05:39 PM

Sharks! Crocs! venomous jellyfish!

Nope, just a #$%& garfish stabbing someone in the ear.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/n...-1226542388183

Quote:

Julie Fison, 46, was swimming chest-deep at Port Douglas [Far North Queensland, north of Cairns; ZG] in September when the garfish leapt up and plunged a 2.5cm barb into her eardrum.

Mrs Fison, a children's adventure book writer, is still recovering from surgery.

"It was excruciating - it hit me hard enough in the head to make me collapse and bleed out of my ear," the mother of two said.

She was left with facial palsy - unable to smile or blink on one side of her face - for more than a month after the barb perforated the eardrum and penetrated a facial nerve near her brain.

It took three hours of surgery at Cairns Base Hospital to remove the barb and she has since made numerous trips to ear specialists, physio sessions, an ophthamologist and now a speech therapist - and yet she still suffers hearing loss in her left ear.

Shawnee123 · 12-23-2012, 06:19 PM

It is now OK to fire a woman if you can't keep your weinie in your pants. Well, it might be a bit more complicated than that, but still...

Not sure how to copy/paste from my phone. It is a recent Iowa Supreme Court ruling. I saw it on CNN.

footfootfoot · 12-23-2012, 06:52 PM

I read that article. If only it were also ok to divorce your wife because your secretary was really hot...

12-13-2012, 12:39 AM	#2131
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Actually it might have be a good deal for the kid. It didn't sound like he was seriously hurt, and maybe this will keep that crazy bastard away from him before he's sacrificed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2012, 06:53 AM	#2132
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the guy is clearly mentally ill. or else he's a fucking asshole. sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-13-2012, 05:44 PM	#2134
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He's a toyota? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2012, 06:26 PM	#2135
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Yes, the Toyota Pius, with the revolutionary new demonic-energy power with evil-force drive system. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-19-2012, 08:09 PM	#2137
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Guns don't kill people. Sexually frustrated elephants do! http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...ampage/4437032 __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-20-2012, 09:40 PM	#2138
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A herpetological two-for. Mummy, I found these eggs in the garden so I put them in a plastic box in my closet.... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...snakes/4438746 #$%&ing eastern brown snakes. Mummy, at the childcare centre today, they wouldn't let us in! http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...centre/4439972 Aww, just a dozen baby pythons... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-20-2012, 09:44 PM	#2139
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	awww... I could have been that kid. I raised snakes as a child. I understand the appeal. I wasn't as lucky as him though, having been bitten a few times. very very scary. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-20-2012, 09:47 PM	#2140
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You're not that much into self-preservation, are you, BigV? Meh, safety is over-rated. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-20-2012, 10:18 PM	#2141
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	hahahahahaha Hey... probably there's a different/better thread for this one, but I'm here, now, and it does qualify as weird. Check out this vehicle. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-23-2012, 06:19 PM	#2144
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It is now OK to fire a woman if you can't keep your weinie in your pants. Well, it might be a bit more complicated than that, but still... Not sure how to copy/paste from my phone. It is a recent Iowa Supreme Court ruling. I saw it on CNN. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-23-2012, 06:52 PM	#2145
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I read that article. If only it were also ok to divorce your wife because your secretary was really hot... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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