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Old 01-13-2013, 09:26 PM   #1
Trilby
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If I am lucky enough to die at home in my own bed with a bottle of whatever painkilling RX the police are so hot to get, I'm going to wait till they come to check my meds and then stuff them ALL in my mouth and swallow them. Then I'll shit the bed just to make life hard on them.

And don't think I can't do it. Motherfkkers.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:33 PM   #2
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...then stuff them ALL in my mouth and swallow them. Then I'll shit the bed just to make life hard on them...
They'll probably move Heaven and Earth to save your life, just so they can prosecute you.

And then they'll pass the costs on to your survivors, of course.
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