Down here at the pawn shop - Page 43

jimhelm · 03-11-2013, 11:20 AM

You might as well come sell cars, bro.

infinite monkey · 03-11-2013, 11:22 AM

I have a feeling about half our clientele matches yours...so you could come here too!

Undertoad · 03-11-2013, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

You might as well come sell cars, bro.

Yabbut sometimes I need Saturday nights for the band.

Undertoad · 03-11-2013, 11:58 AM

In today's game of Retarded of High, a gentleman comes in mumbling, mumbling mumbling... gives me his pawn ticket and gets out his heavy-duty impact drill. As I give it back to him, he's still mumbling, but manages to say "I work for this... you know Rite-Aids? I work on them. I don't just get high all the time."

If you had BOTH, you have won today's game. I don't know why some people feel compelled to give whitey an excuse for why they are high in the shop. The dude is all high and feels guilty about it. Hey man, I don't judge. As long as you get it together enough for us to do business, we are 100% cool with whatever it is you are on.

footfootfoot · 03-11-2013, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Hey man, I don't judge. As long as you get it together enough for us to do business, we are 100% cool with whatever it is you are on.

Needs to be on a big sandwich board outside the shop. With illustrations and red circles and red circles with slashes.

jimhelm · 03-11-2013, 02:33 PM

youse guise should all get baked one day and see if that helps you unnestann what they be sayin, nomesayin?

Quote:

Originally Posted by UTE

Yabbut sometimes I need Saturday nights for the band.

if you're a salesman, you can duck ups after 5pm on the Saturdays that you have gigs.

Undertoad · 03-11-2013, 05:53 PM

Well,... no, it's a compelling thing still, and I thank you, but I'ma try to find something local. A commute over a half hour really gets me angry. I don't know how you could stand it all that time.

jimhelm · 03-11-2013, 06:26 PM

you can sell cars anywhere, holmes. i was just drawing a parallel, really anyway

Undertoad · 03-11-2013, 07:46 PM

i am dum

footfootfoot · 03-11-2013, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

youse guise should all get baked one day and see if that helps you unnestann what they be sayin, nomesayin?

Luckily for us, the cameras were rolling...

ZenGum · 03-11-2013, 10:06 PM

It did occur to me that you might now move to job in a regular retail store, preferably musical instruments, maybe with a bit of second hand sales, but no pawning. You have the knowledge of the stock, and now know enough about retail. It would probably suck a lot less.

jimhelm · 03-11-2013, 10:26 PM

Yeah, man. Go put in an application at George's!

Undertoad · 03-12-2013, 08:08 AM

More likely I'll be at the meat counter at Wegman's. It could happen. I'm getting tremendous customer service skills. Also I feel hardened against any weirdness or insult that might happen in suburbia.

Undertoad · 03-12-2013, 10:34 AM

Dude (looking at DVDs): Do you know where I could find "Menace 2 Society"?
Sammy: I dunno, look in the mirror?

Me: I'll buy your laptop for 80 bucks.
Woman: Can I get 90? It's running Windows 8.
Me: That just means we'll have to install Windows 7 on it. 80.

footfootfoot · 03-12-2013, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Dude (looking at DVDs): Do you know where I could find "Menace 2 Society"?
Sammy: I dunno, look in the mirror?

Me: I'll buy your laptop for 80 bucks.
Woman: Can I get 90? It's running Windows 8.
Me: That just means we'll have to install Windows 7 on it. 80.

Oh Snap.
and
Oh Snap.

03-11-2013, 11:20 AM	#631
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	You might as well come sell cars, bro. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-11-2013, 06:26 PM	#638
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you can sell cars anywhere, holmes. i was just drawing a parallel, really anyway __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-11-2013, 10:06 PM	#641
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It did occur to me that you might now move to job in a regular retail store, preferably musical instruments, maybe with a bit of second hand sales, but no pawning. You have the knowledge of the stock, and now know enough about retail. It would probably suck a lot less. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-11-2013, 10:26 PM	#642
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Yeah, man. Go put in an application at George's! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-11-2013, 11:22 AM	#632
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I have a feeling about half our clientele matches yours...so you could come here too!

03-11-2013, 11:58 AM	#634
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In today's game of Retarded of High, a gentleman comes in mumbling, mumbling mumbling... gives me his pawn ticket and gets out his heavy-duty impact drill. As I give it back to him, he's still mumbling, but manages to say "I work for this... you know Rite-Aids? I work on them. I don't just get high all the time." If you had BOTH, you have won today's game. I don't know why some people feel compelled to give whitey an excuse for why they are high in the shop. The dude is all high and feels guilty about it. Hey man, I don't judge. As long as you get it together enough for us to do business, we are 100% cool with whatever it is you are on.

03-11-2013, 05:53 PM	#637
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Well,... no, it's a compelling thing still, and I thank you, but I'ma try to find something local. A commute over a half hour really gets me angry. I don't know how you could stand it all that time.

03-11-2013, 07:46 PM	#639
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	i am dum

03-12-2013, 08:08 AM	#643
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	More likely I'll be at the meat counter at Wegman's. It could happen. I'm getting tremendous customer service skills. Also I feel hardened against any weirdness or insult that might happen in suburbia.

03-12-2013, 10:34 AM	#644
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Dude (looking at DVDs): Do you know where I could find "Menace 2 Society"? Sammy: I dunno, look in the mirror? Me: I'll buy your laptop for 80 bucks. Woman: Can I get 90? It's running Windows 8. Me: That just means we'll have to install Windows 7 on it. 80.

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