How not to motivate people

elSicomoro · 04-18-2013, 08:57 PM

From Gawker:

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A tipster forwarded us the following expletive and CAPS-ridden email tirade, sent to the entire sorority chapter by one of its executive board members, that will go down in history as one of the most passionate denunciations of FUCKING AWKWARD AND BORING-ness ever committed to words.

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"I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU."

Though I quite enjoyed "cunt punt," she still doesn't compare to Flint.

orthodoc · 04-18-2013, 09:53 PM

I like 'cunt punt' and will file it away (right, to use in my dreams). But I agree that Flint takes the blue ribbon.

elSicomoro · 04-18-2013, 09:57 PM

Clearly this sorority board member truly cares about her sorority sisters!

Clodfobble · 04-19-2013, 07:42 AM

I was actually quite pleased with the quality of punctuation/spelling/grammar throughout, as well as the excellent sentence structure and thematic flow. Rage issues and warped view of social rules aside, this girl is smart.

infinite monkey · 04-19-2013, 07:53 AM

This line from the article cracked me up:

Last week, bitches got told.

Gravdigr · 04-19-2013, 11:53 AM

God, what a raging bitch.

Life is gonna cuntpunch that pissy waste of vagina so hard.

I gotta paraphrase Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

I think the best part of "Julia" ran down the crack of her Mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think she's been cheated.

elSicomoro · 04-19-2013, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

This line from the article cracked me up:

Last week, bitches got told.

Gawker is pretty good at directing a story...sometimes the headlines are better than the articles.

orthodoc · 04-19-2013, 09:10 PM

I finally had a chance to read the entire article. So Delta Gamma girls are the assigned drunk whores for Sigma Nu guys. Well done, girls, BE PROUD! Your mothers fought for your right to be a drunk whore - or maybe they thought they were fighting for your right to be respected and have equal opportunities in life, I'm not sure. But hey. I'm sure being a Sigma Nu whore will help you network and succeed in your career. Go greeks.

So glad I went to university in Canada. I got to just, like, study, you know? And publish papers and shit. If someone like the fucking idiot who wrote that email had gotten in my face, she'd have learned an entirely new definition for cunt punt. Into the Rideau Canal, through the ice, girlfriend.

footfootfoot · 04-19-2013, 09:40 PM

When I was in Burlington at UVM in the mid 80s A bunch of Sigma Nu guys raped some girl or girls. I recall they shut them down for a few years.

orthodoc · 04-19-2013, 09:52 PM

According to the author of that email, the Sigma Nu guys would've been entitled, since being a cock block was a capital offense and all.

UVM. What was your major? Please tell me you weren't a greek.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-19-2013, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

... Your mothers fought for your right to be a drunk whore - or maybe they thought they were fighting for your right to be respected and have equal opportunities in life, I'm not sure.

Moot point, they're just there to find husbands anyway.

footfootfoot · 04-20-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Moot point, they're just there to find husbands anyway.

They told me they were all getting their MRS.

infinite monkey · 04-20-2013, 09:35 AM

(I wish Bri were here to read this, because I know she'd remember WTUE's Homegrown albums.)

Anyway,

A local band called Desi Demona and the Nouveau Riche, and their entry on Homegrown 2 was called Periodical Bride.

Part of the lyrics were:

She had a lover
Had to leave him
Had to hand it to herself
Now she's all choked up inside

'Cause daddy sent her away to college
For her MRS degree
Now she's become a periodical bride

omg...there are MP3s of all the Homegrown albums. It sounds slowed down though. I don't know, it seemed faster. I love the end part where he's calling the periodical bride to ask her out. Wow...so long ago!

http://www.wtue.com/pages/homegrown.html

I also loved Nazca Line's Outer Space Connection.

elSicomoro · 04-20-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

They told me they were all getting their MRS.

They're being encouraged to do that by a Princeton grad these days.

04-18-2013, 09:53 PM	#2
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I like 'cunt punt' and will file it away (right, to use in my dreams). But I agree that Flint takes the blue ribbon. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-19-2013, 07:42 AM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I was actually quite pleased with the quality of punctuation/spelling/grammar throughout, as well as the excellent sentence structure and thematic flow. Rage issues and warped view of social rules aside, this girl is smart. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-19-2013, 11:53 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	God, what a raging bitch. Life is gonna cuntpunch that pissy waste of vagina so hard. I gotta paraphrase Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I think the best part of "Julia" ran down the crack of her Mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think she's been cheated. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-19-2013, 09:10 PM	#8
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I finally had a chance to read the entire article. So Delta Gamma girls are the assigned drunk whores for Sigma Nu guys. Well done, girls, BE PROUD! Your mothers fought for your right to be a drunk whore - or maybe they thought they were fighting for your right to be respected and have equal opportunities in life, I'm not sure. But hey. I'm sure being a Sigma Nu whore will help you network and succeed in your career. Go greeks. So glad I went to university in Canada. I got to just, like, study, you know? And publish papers and shit. If someone like the fucking idiot who wrote that email had gotten in my face, she'd have learned an entirely new definition for cunt punt. Into the Rideau Canal, through the ice, girlfriend. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-19-2013, 09:40 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	When I was in Burlington at UVM in the mid 80s A bunch of Sigma Nu guys raped some girl or girls. I recall they shut them down for a few years. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-18-2013, 09:57 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Clearly this sorority board member truly cares about her sorority sisters!

04-19-2013, 07:53 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	This line from the article cracked me up: Last week, bitches got told.

04-19-2013, 09:52 PM	#10
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	According to the author of that email, the Sigma Nu guys would've been entitled, since being a cock block was a capital offense and all. UVM. What was your major? Please tell me you weren't a greek. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-20-2013, 09:35 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	(I wish Bri were here to read this, because I know she'd remember WTUE's Homegrown albums.) Anyway, A local band called Desi Demona and the Nouveau Riche, and their entry on Homegrown 2 was called Periodical Bride. Part of the lyrics were: She had a lover Had to leave him Had to hand it to herself Now she's all choked up inside 'Cause daddy sent her away to college For her MRS degree Now she's become a periodical bride omg...there are MP3s of all the Homegrown albums. It sounds slowed down though. I don't know, it seemed faster. I love the end part where he's calling the periodical bride to ask her out. Wow...so long ago! http://www.wtue.com/pages/homegrown.html I also loved Nazca Line's Outer Space Connection.

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