Funny images that aren't quite WTF images

[Flint]

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

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OMG, thank you, I am so tired of feeling all alone in my painful reminiscence about how ƒucking terrible Rob Leifeld was. Can I get a witness? Anybody with the slightest sense of anatomy, basic illustration skills, or aesthetic sense?

You know what the saddest part is? I've seen him do good work. When he made an effort, he was apparently capable of a decent Jim Lee knock-off.

I do not, however, think he know how to draw people in normal clothes--without every muscle fiber, straining tendon, and bursting-forth mess of jumbled vascularity somehow pushing through the--for some reason--cellophane-thin surface of, say, a pair of khaki pants.



The problem with Cap, above, by the way isn't necessarily that the chest is too large, it's that the body is drawn from the side and the chest is drawn from the front. He doesn't feel the need to reconcile this not making any sense because he started with the sheild (at a perfectly, improbably round-presenting angle) and then just filled in around the edges. There is no anatomy--real or imagined--which links the different parts of the body together. The 'massive pecs' actually have no depth at all--about half an inch maybe? And he doesn't bother adding any dimension to the belt buckle--it's literally four pen strokes, and then the whole thing fizzles out with some shitty cross-hatching on the crotch, presumably designed to instruct the viewer, "you're looking at the wrong part"

By the way...where's the rest of his arm? Amputated below the elbow?!

Rob Leifeld is a shit sandwich.

[Gravdigr]

WWJD?



That's WJWD.

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by Flint

OMG, thank you, I am so tired of feeling all alone in my painful reminiscence about how ƒucking terrible Rob Leifeld was. Can I get a witness? Anybody with the slightest sense of anatomy, basic illustration skills, or aesthetic sense?

I've always been interested in comics, but never a collector, except for bound-together collections by various authors I already like. So I was spared the indignity of discovering Liefield as the new illustrator for a book I had a vested interest in. But the various "Liefield sucks" pages on the internet have amused me for a while, and when that "via" link came up, I opened all of the pictures it linked to, and laughed a bit. But when I came to the one I posted, I laughed out loud for a solid minute.

And I still laugh a bit each time I see it.

[BigV]

"or Captain America *cosplaying as* a Belgian Blue"

rotflmao

[Flint]

Dear Rob,
It's not rocket science. Take a moment to think about where body parts connect on humans. The clavicles meet in the middle, indicating the area where the neck emerges--equidistant to two shoulders. Follow the midline down to the crotch (which is three-dimensional) and there are two legs.

[Gravdigr]

[Gravdigr]

[Gravdigr]

It says 'ceiling fan'.



I've done this, only with wood screws instead of duct tape.

[Alluvial]

This is in the living room of the farmhouse we are renovating.

[glatt]

Does it work? Looks like it draws warm air out of the living room and into the attic. I imagine it would help a lot.

[Alluvial]

Yes, it works a treat. Came in very useful while we cleaned the attic and put down tar paper up there last month.

[chrisinhouston]

From Craig's List:

[BigV]

omg, chris, that's the funniest CL ad I've ever seen. I'm well acquainted with the breed too.

[Lola Bunny]

[orthodoc]

Whoa ... I'll pass on that one as well.