Facebook Is A Downer - Page 2

lumberjim · 10-04-2013, 10:45 PM

More of them need fucking grammar lessons.

I just unfriended a former school mate because I had enough of her vague, unpunctuated posts about how pissed she was at 'you know who you are' about 'you know what you did', followed, or possibly preceded. ..I can never tell which. .. immediately by a 'If you love Jesus, share this stupid quote, or get cancer if you don't' post.

Retard.

infinite monkey · 10-05-2013, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by John Sellers

Thanx, but no thanx. I don't care for the way Frakbook works.

You were saying you didnt think you could delete an account, in response to me saying i might delete my account. I was sharing where i found the information about deleting.

Note to self: no matter what he calls himself...John/Dracks/Drax/Datalyss/Mortal Sphincter will always be annoying.

John Sellers · 10-05-2013, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

You were saying you didnt think you could delete an account, in response to me saying i might delete my account. I was sharing where i found the information about deleting.

Sorry. I shoulda been clearer. I meant thanks for the link, but I'm not interested in Frakbook one bit. I just wanted to know how you did it cuz I knew users could de-activate their account, but not delete it completely.

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

No matter what he calls himself, John/Dracks/Drax/Datalyss/Mortal Sphincter/Thanatos/Zorak/Ferdibrand Gamgee/Johnny Cripple/Gorum will always be annoying.

Thanks, I try.

infinite monkey · 10-05-2013, 08:26 AM

please don't attribute a quote to me that YOU'VE added a couple slurs that i wouldn't use, without saying which parts you made up. That's a big naughty naugthy no no in post etiquette.

Mortal Sphincter, though, that was mine, and damn funny if I say so myself.

I KNOW you just wanted to know how deleting could be done and my post didn't imply that you were a bacefook user nor did it suggest you become one.

So, anyway...

lumberjim · 10-05-2013, 12:18 PM

I lolled over mortal sphincter. .
Movie trailer guy:
John Smellers is Mortal Sphincter.... now in theatres....

John Sellers · 10-05-2013, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

please don't attribute a quote to me that YOU'VE added a couple slurs that i wouldn't use, without saying which parts you made up. That's a big naughty naugthy no no in post etiquette.

Slurs? Where, exactly?

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Mortal Sphincter, though, that was mine, and damn funny if I say so myself.

I liked that one too. That's why I added my other monikers (generated via various name generators).

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

...my post didn't imply that you were a facefook user nor did it suggest you become one.

I never thought. Apologies for the misunderstanding. My bad.

John Sellers · 10-05-2013, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I lolled over mortal sphincter. .
Movie trailer guy:
John Smellers is Mortal Sphincter.... now in theatres....

You can all me Drax, Datalyss, Mortal Whatever, I don't care, but Sellers is my family name. Please respect it.

jimhelm · 10-05-2013, 04:27 PM

I just thought John (toilet) smeller went well.

no disrespect intended.

John Sellers · 10-05-2013, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

I just thought John (toilet) smeller went well.

Well, it didn't, but...

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

no disrespect intended.

...

limegreenc · 10-05-2013, 08:47 PM

I had this 'friend' a few years back who dated this guy right after her husband left her. The relationship was rocky from the start, but he had lots of money and a new car. Only thing was the guy spent $100 a weekend on booze. She started drinking to keep up with him 'can't beat 'em join 'em'.
One weekend they had a big fight so he pulls her downstairs by the hair and out the door. He tosses all her possessions out onto the lawn. She calls the cops and he's thrown in jail for a couple of days. When he got out he went around telling all his friends that this girl must really love him to toss his ass in jail, so he asks her to move in with him...and she does! can you believe it
6 months later his old man dies, and he finds out he's getting less than he figured for his inheritance so he breaks up with her, but they still get together once in a while as FF's. Then she's watching his bank accounts because she's got his email password, and saw who he's screwing on Facebook.

When relationships end, do people think they have nothing else to lose by doing crazy shit like this? and why does it allll end up on Facebook

BigV · 10-09-2013, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

More of them need fucking grammar lessons.

I just unfriended a former school mate because I had enough of her vague, unpunctuated posts about how pissed she was at 'you know who you are' about 'you know what you did', followed, or possibly preceded. ..I can never tell which. .. immediately by a 'If you love Jesus, share this stupid quote, or get cancer if you don't' post.

Retard.

BigV liked this post.

LOL

toranokaze · 10-12-2013, 12:31 PM

Facebook helps me keep in touch with tangential friends.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2013, 11:15 AM

"Tangential friends"? Friends because they are on facebook? Without facebook They would not exist? They would not be friends? You would not care?

BigV · 10-23-2013, 09:59 PM

tangential because the sphere of his life only touches theirs at precisely one point, Facebook.

footfootfoot · 11-14-2013, 08:37 AM

Tan genitals? What did I miss?

10-04-2013, 10:45 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	More of them need fucking grammar lessons. I just unfriended a former school mate because I had enough of her vague, unpunctuated posts about how pissed she was at 'you know who you are' about 'you know what you did', followed, or possibly preceded. ..I can never tell which. .. immediately by a 'If you love Jesus, share this stupid quote, or get cancer if you don't' post. Retard. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-05-2013, 12:18 PM	#20
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I lolled over mortal sphincter. . Movie trailer guy: John Smellers is Mortal Sphincter.... now in theatres.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-05-2013, 04:27 PM	#23
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I just thought John (toilet) smeller went well. no disrespect intended. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-12-2013, 12:31 PM	#27
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Facebook helps me keep in touch with tangential friends. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

10-14-2013, 11:15 AM	#28
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	"Tangential friends"? Friends because they are on facebook? Without facebook They would not exist? They would not be friends? You would not care? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-05-2013, 08:26 AM	#19
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	please don't attribute a quote to me that YOU'VE added a couple slurs that i wouldn't use, without saying which parts you made up. That's a big naughty naugthy no no in post etiquette. Mortal Sphincter, though, that was mine, and damn funny if I say so myself. I KNOW you just wanted to know how deleting could be done and my post didn't imply that you were a bacefook user nor did it suggest you become one. So, anyway...

10-05-2013, 08:47 PM	#25
limegreenc shed door curio Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 406	I had this 'friend' a few years back who dated this guy right after her husband left her. The relationship was rocky from the start, but he had lots of money and a new car. Only thing was the guy spent $100 a weekend on booze. She started drinking to keep up with him 'can't beat 'em join 'em'. One weekend they had a big fight so he pulls her downstairs by the hair and out the door. He tosses all her possessions out onto the lawn. She calls the cops and he's thrown in jail for a couple of days. When he got out he went around telling all his friends that this girl must really love him to toss his ass in jail, so he asks her to move in with him...and she does! can you believe it 6 months later his old man dies, and he finds out he's getting less than he figured for his inheritance so he breaks up with her, but they still get together once in a while as FF's. Then she's watching his bank accounts because she's got his email password, and saw who he's screwing on Facebook. When relationships end, do people think they have nothing else to lose by doing crazy shit like this? and why does it allll end up on Facebook

10-23-2013, 09:59 PM	#29
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	tangential because the sphere of his life only touches theirs at precisely one point, Facebook. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-14-2013, 08:37 AM	#30
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Tan genitals? What did I miss? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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