I am Literally Disappointed - Page 4

footfootfoot · 08-27-2013, 05:58 PM

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footfootfoot · 08-27-2013, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

This should be in the NSFW thread, seriously.

You have a vivid imagination.

orthodoc · 08-27-2013, 06:12 PM

It's one of my best traits.

sexobon · 08-27-2013, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes

I think this is just lumberjim's way of hinting that he wants a home treadmill for Christmas; but, to dispel the myth that reindeer can land on rooftops without damaging the structures, reindeer actually enter into low level synchronous earth orbit scant few millimeters above the roofs while Santa does his thing. When reindeer deviate from synchronous orbit or effect a change in altitude, they are "flying" irregardless of whatever is moving beneath them.

I'm afraid your argument is invalidated by the use of the term, 'irregardless'

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes

My favorite definition of the word "irregardless" comes from an old hard-bound Webster's New World Dictionary I have which defines the word as: "a substandard or humorous redundancy for REGARDLESS." [bold type mine] I enjoy using it when writing humorous pieces.

For the entertainment of those who would belittle its use, I submit this article: Off topic: In defense of 'irregardless'

And now, WAIT...FOR... IT...

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Irregardless, this thread had been invaluable to me.

Gotcha!

lumberjim · 08-28-2013, 07:10 AM

Say what now?

I was just tail posting 2 more words that are used opposite of their !'literal'! definitions.

see? How the hell am I supposed to convey that I actually want to use the word 'literal' in the way that God , little baby Jesus, and Santa Claus intended!?

Sundae · 08-28-2013, 07:19 AM

You leave poop bags hanging on trees and make Baby Jebus and Santa cry.
Literally.

Oh and you piss like a racist.

regular.joe · 08-28-2013, 07:23 AM

I am literal disapoint.

BigV · 08-28-2013, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Say what now?

I was just tail posting 2 more words that are used opposite of their !'literal'! definitions.

see? How the hell am I supposed to convey that I actually want to use the word 'literal' in the way that God , little baby Jesus, and Santa Claus intended!?

maybe he's just being humerus, you know, bone headed.

sexobon · 08-28-2013, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by regular.joe

I am literal disapoint.

You certainly are, Stanley.

Pete Zicato · 10-31-2013, 09:16 AM

This could have gone in the Products I never knew dept. as well.

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08-27-2013, 05:58 PM	#46
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 08-27-2013 at 06:09 PM.

08-27-2013, 06:12 PM	#48
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08-28-2013, 07:10 AM	#50
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Say what now? I was just tail posting 2 more words that are used opposite of their !'literal'! definitions. see? How the hell am I supposed to convey that I actually want to use the word 'literal' in the way that God , little baby Jesus, and Santa Claus intended!? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-28-2013, 07:19 AM	#51
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You leave poop bags hanging on trees and make Baby Jebus and Santa cry. Literally. Oh and you piss like a racist. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-28-2013, 07:23 AM	#52
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I am literal disapoint. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

10-31-2013, 09:16 AM	#55
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	This could have gone in the Products I never knew dept. as well. From The Literary Gift Company. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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