The WTF NSFW thread - Page 287

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2013, 08:25 PM

Nah, you never discard naked pictures, even after the relationship has gone south. Why I've got polaroids of ladies I can't remember the names of.

BigV · 12-11-2013, 09:27 PM

perhaps if you'd included her face in the frame it would be easier... not better, necessarily, but easier.

Gravdigr · 12-11-2013, 10:14 PM

No, there's prolly a reason for the no-face...

lumberjim · 12-12-2013, 02:09 AM

1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you?

lumberjim · 12-12-2013, 02:13 AM

1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you? Here's $50. Sorry, no tip this time. I had to fake my orgasm cuz you've got the big vagina.

Sundae · 12-12-2013, 02:20 AM

So good you hit it twice

lumberjim · 12-12-2013, 06:08 AM

Weird

footfootfoot · 12-12-2013, 06:16 AM

I'd hit that. Twice.

Gravdigr · 01-03-2014, 02:42 PM

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Gravdigr · 01-03-2014, 03:04 PM

Who the fuck knows...Fuckin' 'Straylyuns.

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Clodfobble · 01-03-2014, 04:41 PM

I'm shocked to see only one, maaaaybe two women in that photo. Are you telling me that exhibitionist tendencies are not gender-equal??

xoxoxoBruce · 01-04-2014, 08:28 AM

I don't think there are any women in the picture.

Gravdigr · 01-04-2014, 01:10 PM

No women. Naked men looking at naked men. Go figure.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-04-2014, 01:15 PM

Naked men looking at statues of naked men dressed in BVDs.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-04-2014, 06:44 PM

A-Ha.

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Nude visitors looks at the laserchrome prints "Shepherd Boy" (L) and "Jason" by Michael Elmgreen and Ingar Dragset at the art exhibition "Nude Men" at Leopold museum in Vienna February 18, 2013. The museum welcomed naked viewers from the public on Monday in an after-hours showing of the exhibition, which has been extended to run until March 4, 2013.

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12-11-2013, 08:25 PM	#4291
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nah, you never discard naked pictures, even after the relationship has gone south. Why I've got polaroids of ladies I can't remember the names of. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-11-2013, 09:27 PM	#4292
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	perhaps if you'd included her face in the frame it would be easier... not better, necessarily, but easier. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-11-2013, 10:14 PM	#4293
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No, there's prolly a reason for the no-face... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-12-2013, 02:09 AM	#4294
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'. 2. Nice penmanship 3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for? 4. How much do I owe you? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-12-2013, 02:13 AM	#4295
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'. 2. Nice penmanship 3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for? 4. How much do I owe you? Here's $50. Sorry, no tip this time. I had to fake my orgasm cuz you've got the big vagina. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-12-2013, 02:20 AM	#4296
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	So good you hit it twice __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-12-2013, 06:08 AM	#4297
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Weird __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-12-2013, 06:16 AM	#4298
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'd hit that. Twice. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-03-2014, 02:42 PM	#4299
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-03-2014, 03:04 PM	#4300
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Who the fuck knows...Fuckin' 'Straylyuns. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-03-2014, 04:41 PM	#4301
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm shocked to see only one, maaaaybe two women in that photo. Are you telling me that exhibitionist tendencies are not gender-equal?? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-04-2014, 08:28 AM	#4302
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't think there are any women in the picture. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-04-2014, 01:10 PM	#4303
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No women. Naked men looking at naked men. Go figure. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-04-2014, 01:15 PM	#4304
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Naked men looking at statues of naked men dressed in BVDs. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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