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#3871 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I predict fewer babies named peyton in 2014. unless they spell it PayTon
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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#3872 |
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Oh noes. That means there will be more babies named "Russell."
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I mean I don't get the whole Superbowl advert thing, but your comment made me look up the Becks advert. Nothing wrong with a fit man taking off his clothes, shurely? But I admit I'm a fan, so I'm biased. Very ![]() Actually he was in my dream Saturday night. Although it was more about Victoria and their daughter. And ended up being about a hotel set over the sea with a five-storey external staircase. The way dreams do.
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#3875 |
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Right. That's it. I don't like fit nekkid men.
![]() And don't call me Shirley. ![]() I think he's creepy. Victoria is creepier. |
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#3876 |
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Now, more importantly: PUPPY BOWL.
Here's an interview with the referee. I love this guy. I want his job. Pick up a puppy on a penalty, tell sweet puppy face he can't do that, put puppy back in game. http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/01/31/...-bowl-referee/ |
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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and Art and Matt
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#3878 |
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![]() It took me a while to get your joke, that I basically set you up for! Genius! ![]() |
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#3879 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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#3880 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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According to the Chinese Calendar, post Whores is goatse.
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#3881 |
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Join Date: May 2011
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I went to google what goatse means. One search said if you don't know what goatse means, consider youself lucky. Just walk away and live a happy, naive life. So, I think I'll stay naive.
Anyways, I'm watching Sports Illustrated 50 yrs. swimsuit cover. Christie Brinkley looks amazing! I want to be able to look like her when I'm 59 yrs. old. Hell, I wish could have her figure now. |
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#3882 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Goatse died a few years ago and they've finally taken his site down.
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#3883 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Shit, Christie Brinkley wishes she could look like that at 59, too. I mean she's above average, no doubt, even accounting for multiple plastic surgeries, but that magazine cover is still photoshopped out the wazoo.
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#3884 |
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Join Date: May 2011
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I wasn't talking about her cover picture. I was talking her body now. She was on the show and looked awesome.
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#3885 |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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It turns out I can't play *fantasy* football either.
**shrug** I'm not equipped for that game. I don't have cable or satellite tv, nor do I have enough interest in the game, much less the individual players to work that program. I'll rejoin the stands next year and watch y'all duke it out.
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dum, oh the whorror |
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