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[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

There is nothing *really* in walking distance around here. Well, as Steven Wright said "everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time." Which I do, currently, but I'm still not walking 4 miles to the grocery.

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Well, that's just weird. I just saw a cellar cookie with this quote. I don't always read the cookies, and I've skipped all over the place since I posted the above.

Does the cookie generator have some sort of googly eyes, like...um, errr...Google? Speaking of which I noticed on a game site that I frequent that on the changing ads I keep getting an ad about kicking heroin addiction. I've never done heroin, I don't have occasion to discuss heroin. Maybe I read too many articles about Philip Seymour Hoffman?

If I see a cellar cookie now that reads "Everything is heroin if you have the time" I will run away, screaming and flailing my arms. Then I will pause and consider the great powers I possess.