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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack.
As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF? So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see. And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug! It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to. Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth, |
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#3977 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Holy attachments Batman!
Edit: Phew. That's better. |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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omg omg omg omg omg omg
That's like a space being, in a nutshell. (snickers...and speaking of snickers I only really like Almonds in Hershey Chocolate Bars, and I just bought one, and now I may not be able to eat any of it. ) omg :barf: |
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#3979 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I generally try to avoid casual profanity.
But FUCKING HELL! Sue! Sue! Sue! And I don't mean a boy called... Complain anyway. At the least you'll get a refund. What a horrible surprise. I've never even been that disappoint by the contents of a Kinder Egg.
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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That ain't just a bug. That's a bug wiv babies.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Gross me out dude! Oh, and WTF!
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#3982 |
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Join Date: May 2011
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That is disgusting. If I were eating it, that piece would've gone into my mouth.
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#3983 |
Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Roasted cock roach Yum!
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#3984 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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See, that right there is why you should always get the chocolate covered so you won't see that shit.
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#3985 |
Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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This is a sentence i never thought I would say;
My neighbors are on a river cruise in Budapest and I will be feeding their sheep and rabbits for 10 days...
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#3986 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Yes, I'm sure that sentence wouldn't come up often.
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#3987 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Keens make my feet stink more than any other footwear I have worn. Ever. It's really remarkable.
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#3989 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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We sell an unpasteurised cheddar called Keens.
Funnily enough it smells of feet.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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