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[Carruthers]

Targeted ads? Don't talk to me about targeted ads.

I get 'How not to run out of money in retirement', funeral payment plans and invitations to websites, which are declined, where I will find ladies from the Orient who wish to discuss matrimony.

I suppose that not succumbing to the lure of oriental beauties will help me to remain solvent in my declining years.

Further thought may be required.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

Targeted ads?....
Further thought may be required.

Or AdBlock.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

I suppose that not succumbing to the lure of oriental beauties will help me to remain solvent in my declining years.

Depends...Would you rather be solvent, or well-laid?

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Depends...Would you rather be solvent, or well-laid?

Since you ask, I'd rather like to depart this life in about forty-five years time with not a penny to my name.

If you get my drift.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

If you get my drift.

I'm hip.